FastSaying

In many of the high schools in the South Bronx, more children will end up in prison than will go to college.


Jonathan Kozol

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

More mony is put into prisons than into schools. That, in itself, is the description of a nation ben...
JONATHAN KOZOL It is not what I do, it is the way I do it, that will get me in the end.
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
GEORGE A. MOORE She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING Fallible characters are more interesting than superheroes in the end.
DAMIAN LEWIS My early childhood prepared me to be a social psychologist. I grew up in a South Bronx ghetto in a v...
PHILIP ZIMBARDO Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end.
GEORGE MICHAEL In the end it doesn't matter what you do.
HARRISON BIRTWISTLE In the end, crime doesn't pay.
LANE GARRISON Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end....
DEYTH BANGER I've learnt that you are who you are, and in the end, if you don't believe it, then no one w...
USHER People will always show their true selves in the end.
LEONA LEWIS In the end, I need to be fulfilled in my work - that's more important than the money.
T. R. KNIGHT I am a longtime, rabid fan of Jonathan Kozol.
SANDRA TSING LOH Meditation is painful in the beginning but it bestows immortal Bliss and supreme joy in the end.
SWAMI SIVANANDA Directing is really exciting. In the end, it's more fun to be the painter than the paint.
GEORGE CLOONEY Much melancholy has devolved upon mankind, and it is detestable to me that might will triumph in the...
KAREL CAPEK I try hope that in the end, we will live in a cancer-free world. We want to live disease-free lives.
AARON CIECHANOVER In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. The details are details. They make the product. The connections, the connections, the connections. I...
CHARLES EAMES You will kill 10 of our men, and we will kill 1 of yours, and in the end it will be you who tire of ...
HO CHI MINH Be lost. Give up. Give In. in the end It would be better to surrender before you begin. be lost. Be ...
VICTORIA SCHWAB Knowledge is in the end based on acknowledgement.
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN Injustice in the end produces independence.
VOLTAIRE It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
BONO In the fall of 1961, I went up to Clare College Cambridge to read Natural Sciences, with the intenti...
TIM HUNT In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... It's not the amount of breaths you take, its moments that take your breath away.
WILL SMITH IN HITCH To get over the past, you first have to accept that the past is over. No matter how many times you r...
MANDY HALE We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
THICH NHAT HANH It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.
URSULA K. LE GUIN But all bubbles have a way of bursting or being deflated in the end.
BARRY GIBB In the end, people are persuaded not by what we say, but by what they understand.
JOHN C. MAXWELL In the end, Arik believes in security above all and is a salient pragmatist, a disciple of Ben-Gurio...
REUVEN RIVLIN In the end, rational policy is always good.
PAUL KEATING My gymnasts are always the best-prepared in the world. And they win. In the end, that's what mat...
BELA KAROLYI In the end, I'm an actor. I'm paid for what I bring to the screen.
ERIC BRAEDEN At first, we'll be centered toward children ages 9 to 18, and some college kids. We hope some high s...
BRIAN SKY Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON There is no greater glory than to die for love.
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ Together they had overcome the daily incomprehension, the instantaneous hatred, the reciprocal nasti...
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ She would defend herself, saying that love, no matter what else it might be, was a natural talent. S...
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ A lot of the cats I grew up with in the South Bronx found themselves in sticky situations.
WESLEY SNIPES In the end it is worse to suppress dissent than to run the risk of heresy.
LEARNED HAND In the end, glorification of splendid underdogs is nothing other than glorification of the splendid ...
THEODOR ADORNO Just because you believe something was true in the past does not mean it will be true in the future.
JEFFREY FRY Now i know what it feels like being Ryan Bingham
ARIEL SERAPHINO Sometimes when you're given hurdles, it makes you more creative in the end.
JUDY GREER Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.
JENNIFER HARRISON I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b...
LYDIA MILLET I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understa...
CAITLIN STASEY If you are willing to invest in small schools, you will have more productive students and end up sav...
ARHAN AYALON I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, w...
COLIN POWELL Life begins somewhere and ends somewhere with time but to get somewhere with the life you have depen...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I made up my mind a month ago to go with football. It is more than athletics. I want to coach footba...
BILL SHIRK This technology is desperately needed in today's classrooms so that children here in America will ac...
WILLIAM BOWEN Seize the day, then let it go.
MARTY RUBIN No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever."
"Forever has no mea...
ELLEN HOPKINS A perfectly decent fellow may be driven by circumstances to commit a crime and if he's found out he'...
W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti...
WILLIAM FAULKNER I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al...
J.D. SALINGER “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey...
ANUJ SOMANY I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live.
THICH NHAT HANH You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now.
JAY ASHER Life is a journey, not a destination.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft...
ANUJ SOMANY When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f...
GARY F EVANS... It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits.
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people.
ANUJ SOMANY I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde...
GARY F EVANS... Tongues are a miraculous manifestations of being filled with the Holy Ghost.
PST ADELAJA SUNDAY The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe...
THICH NHAT HANH She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress...
SARAH JIO Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Future cares have future cures,
And we must mind today.
SOPHOCLES To him, even the momentary was momentous.
G.K. CHESTERTON ‎You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the...
JAN GLIDEWELL I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see.
KARINA HALLE I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �...
NEIL GAIMAN Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
MARIAN WRIGHT EDELMAN In the end, you have to write like you're not afraid of the critics.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Whenever books are burned, men also in the end are burned.
HEINRICH HEINE In the end, to do a good accent, you just have to be a good listener.
ABBEY LEE KERSHAW But in the end, music is ultimately an aural art, pure and simple.
LEO ORNSTEIN In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work.
LINDA FIORENTINO Doesn't all experience crumble in the end to mere literary material?
ELLEN GLASGOW In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
CAITLIN MORAN There is in the end no remedy but truth. It is the one course that cannot be evil.
ELLIS PETERS New battery functions will show up first in high-end devices used by businessmen. These users are mo...
ALAN VARGHESE We can leave a place behind, or we can stay in that place and leave our selfishness (often expressed...
JOHN H. GROBERG If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphi...
JONATHAN KOZOL No one should let yesterday use up too much of today. Easy to say, hard to live.
ANDREA HAIRSTON It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in lo...
J.D. SALINGER There was a house at the foot of the tower, close to the thunder of the waves breaking against the c...
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ I think more dissidents will be sentenced to prison in 2000 than last year.
FRANK LU High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ...
JOHN MAYER A fraudulent intent, however carefully concealed at the outset, will generally, in the end, betray i...
LIVY In the end, the railroads made America and nanotech will make the 21st century, and that is the end ...
FELIX DENNIS Letting go doesn’t just mean letting go of the past, but letting go of an unknown future; and embr...
MICHELLE CRUZ-ROSADO Time is a teacher which in the end it kills all it's students. (Synchronicity 2015 Film)
DEYTH BANGER Beautify your breath – beautify your life.
AMIT RAY

More Jonathan Kozol

If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphi...
JONATHAN KOZOL When I was teaching in the 1960s in Boston, there was a great deal of hope in the air. Martin Luther...
JONATHAN KOZOL I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blas...
JONATHAN KOZOL More mony is put into prisons than into schools. That, in itself, is the description of a nation ben...
JONATHAN KOZOL If there are amazing graces on this earth, I believe that they are these good children sent to us by...
JONATHAN KOZOL Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
JONATHAN KOZOL I went to Washington to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations,
JONATHAN KOZOL Businessmen are not in business to lose customers, and schools do not exist to free their clients fr...
JONATHAN KOZOL Our nation's oldest sin and deepest crime is the isolation of minority children - black children...
JONATHAN KOZOL The 'niche' effect of charter schools guarantees a swift and vicious deepening of class and ...
JONATHAN KOZOL By far the most important factor in the success or failure of any school, far more important than te...
JONATHAN KOZOL Our political establishment refuses to use the word 'segregated.' They call the schools dive...
JONATHAN KOZOL An awful lot of people come to college with this strange idea that there's no longer segregation...
JONATHAN KOZOL Apartheid does not happen spontaneously, like bad weather conditions.
JONATHAN KOZOL The trouble is not that schools don't work; they do. They're excellent machines for achievin...
JONATHAN KOZOL The contrasts between what is spent today to educate a child in the poorest New York City neighborho...
JONATHAN KOZOL Well, teachers have been profoundly demoralized in recent years and are often treated with contempt ...
JONATHAN KOZOL Instead of seeing these children for the blessings that they are, we are measuring them only by the ...
JONATHAN KOZOL The inequalities are greater now than in '92. Some states have equalized per-pupil spending but ...
JONATHAN KOZOL I tell young teachers who are determined to dissent from some of the Draconian aspects of the curren...
JONATHAN KOZOL But for the children of the poorest people we're stripping the curriculum, removing the arts and...
JONATHAN KOZOL So long as the most vulnerable people in our population are consigned to places that the rest of us ...
JONATHAN KOZOL Apartheid education, rarely mentioned in the press or openly confronted even among once-progressive ...
JONATHAN KOZOL So long as these kinds of inequalities persist, all of us who are given expensive educations have to...
JONATHAN KOZOL Childhood ought to have at least a few entitlements that aren't entangled with utilitarian consi...
JONATHAN KOZOL At present, black children are more segregated in their public schools than at any time since 1968. ...
JONATHAN KOZOL I don't know if anything I write will endure, but I do try to write it as a narrative that will ...
JONATHAN KOZOL No matter what happens in a child's home, no matter what other social and economic factors may i...
JONATHAN KOZOL The greatest difference between now and 1964, when I began teaching, is that public policy has prett...
JONATHAN KOZOL Governor Romney has said nothing about preschool. I think that giving the poorest kids in America wo...
JONATHAN KOZOL 'Savage Inequalities' was about school finance, and 'Amazing Grace' primarily dealt ...
JONATHAN KOZOL During the decades after Brown v. Board of Education there was terrific progress. Tens of thousands ...
JONATHAN KOZOL No Child Left Behind widens the gap between the races more than any piece of educational legislation...
JONATHAN KOZOL We know that segregation is evil. We know that the sickest children should not go to the worst hospi...
JONATHAN KOZOL The answers I remember longest are the ones that answer questions that I didn't think of asking.
JONATHAN KOZOL Many of those who argue for vouchers say that they simply want to use competition to improve public ...
JONATHAN KOZOL I think a lot of people don't have any idea of how deeply segregated our schools have become all...
JONATHAN KOZOL The cause of homelessness is lack of housing.
JONATHAN KOZOL The fact that a crime might have been committed with impunity in the past may make it seem more fami...
JONATHAN KOZOL 'Death at an Early Age' was about racial segregation in Boston. 'Illiterate America'...
JONATHAN KOZOL Let's concede that we have decided to let our children grow up in two separate nations, and lead two...
JONATHAN KOZOL I write books to change the world. Perhaps I can only change one little piece of that world. But if ...
JONATHAN KOZOL There's a reason why politicians and the pedagogic establishment keep churning out these lists of ne...
JONATHAN KOZOL we do not have the things you have ... Can you help us?
JONATHAN KOZOL Charity isn't a good substitute for justice
JONATHAN KOZOL The idea that private money can solve our problems is very dangerous. Ultimately that's charity. Cha...
JONATHAN KOZOL President Obama's first term in office has been better for intentions than for actual changes in...
JONATHAN KOZOL If we allow public funds to be used to support our relatively benign, morally grounded schools, we w...
JONATHAN KOZOL Racial segregation has come back to public education with a vengeance.
JONATHAN KOZOL Public school was never in business to produce Thoreau. It is in business to produce a man like Rich...
JONATHAN KOZOL Even if you never do anything about this, you've benefited from an unjust system. You're alr...
JONATHAN KOZOL The Shame of the Nation: The Restoration of Apartheid Schooling in America
JONATHAN KOZOL I do feel heartsick that the inequalities, if anything, are worse today than they were when I wrote ...
JONATHAN KOZOL These are children whom this nation does not truly value and of whom, despite our president's rhetor...
JONATHAN KOZOL There's a reason why politicians and the pedagogic establishment keep churning out these lists of ne...
JONATHAN KOZOL You need massive recruitment to tell the poorest of the poor what is possible.
JONATHAN KOZOL What I tell these young people is, the world is not as dangerous as the older generation would like ...
JONATHAN KOZOL In schools with a history of chaos, the teacher who can keep the classroom calm becomes virtually in...
JONATHAN KOZOL The primary victims of Katrina, those who were given the least help by the government, those rescued...
JONATHAN KOZOL I emphasize teachers because they are largely left out of the debate. None of the bombastic reports ...
JONATHAN KOZOL This, then, is the dread that seems to lie beneath the fear of equalizing. Equity is seen as disposs...
JONATHAN KOZOL What may be learned from the rebuttals made by the defendants in New Jersey and from the protests th...
JONATHAN KOZOL Discrimination is alive and soaring.
JONATHAN KOZOL Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
JONATHON KOZOL The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth wa...
JONATHAN HICKMAN I know, especially in my family, people's feelings get hurt over the tiniest things. I'm sur...
JONATHAN KRISEL The biggest markets for my books outside the UK are France and Italy, and those are the two countrie...
JONATHAN COE If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
JONATHAN WINTERS I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. Yo...
JONATHAN WINTERS It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.
JONATHAN ROSS These people are real to me, and situations keep coming up where their emergence feels natural. It&#...
JONATHAN KELLERMAN I collect primarily ceramics but also black-and-white photography and some bits of contemporary.
JONATHAN ANDERSON I grew up, as I joke around, in the 'People's Republic of Charlestown' in the city of Bo...
JONATHAN TUCKER I reassure all Nigerians and the international community of our firm commitment to free, fair and cr...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN All Nigerians of voting age are free to vote based on their convictions. It is our duty to defend an...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN One thing that I know and I feel Nigerians will celebrate is continuity and peace.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN We want to refocus Nigeria to make sure that basic infrastructure is provided. The environment is cr...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN I've always affirmed, nobody's ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN When you talk about the oil wealth you compare nations. There are some nations with less than five m...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN In my early days in school, I had no shoes, no school bags. There were days I had only one meal... I...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN Well-trained medical doctors and engineers leave Nigeria to the developed countries. We want to reve...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN We will bring justice to the savage terrorists known as Boko Haram. They will be defeated.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN We want to lead a country where people will be less greedy. Where people will know that the commonwe...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the eg...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN My brothers and sisters, we are all winners. In this context there is no victor and no vanquished. W...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN When I started caregiving, I was not on very firm ground. My first marriage had dissolved. I was wor...
JONATHAN EVISON One person's car is another person's scenery.
JONATHAN IVE I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played t...
JONATHAN FRID Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be ...
JONATHAN SACKS When we look at the flowers, we suddenly forget so many important things. We forget that all flowers...
JONATHAN MABERRY My dad started taking me to Winnipeg games when I was 3 or 4. As a kid, I loved Wayne Gretzky, and I...
JONATHAN TOEWS I think whenever anyone asked me why I wanted to be a hockey player, that's where it all started...
JONATHAN TOEWS I'd love to have a proper sailing boat and go around the world.
JONATHAN POWELL In my third novel there is an actual black hole that swallows everything you love.
JONATHAN LETHEM Which European leader today would not relish the wonder-working powers of a Moses? Budget deficit? U...
JONATHAN SACKS The build-up of personal and collective debt in America and Europe should have sent warning signals ...
JONATHAN SACKS I never set out to intentionally hurt any player and never enticed any teammate to intentionally hur...
JONATHAN VILMA The Futurists believed in the machine, in making a great big fuss, in being young. For a brief momen...
JONATHAN GALASSI That test should not be about ratings. What should weigh is the knowledge that a public broadcaster ...
JONATHAN DIMBLEBY Anyone who thinks that you become a journalist or broadcaster in order to be a wallflower needs to t...
JONATHAN DIMBLEBY Promises and Pye-Crusts, are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT O Grub Street! how do I bemoan thee, whose graceless children scorn to own thee! . Yet thou hast gre...
JONATHAN SWIFT Style may defined as the proper words in the proper places.
JONATHAN SWIFT During an open water swim, it's easy to lose your direction. With all the splash, it can be quit...
JONATHAN BROWNLEE I have a cameo in every movie. In '50/50,' I'm in the back of the bus.
JONATHAN LEVINE Buttons, for me, are very sculptural things, and they are so fascinating.
JONATHAN ANDERSON I wrote '33 Men' in eight weeks. Not only was it a combination of simultaneously writing and...
JONATHAN FRANKLIN Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective real...
JONATHAN HAIDT If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
JONATHAN WINTERS The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for the accountant.
JONATHAN GLANCEY We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true, but its father is creativity, and knowledge is the...
JONATHAN SCHATTKE There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision: the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are limited, not by our abilities, but by our vision.
JONATHAN SWIFT The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wa...
JONATHAN CARROLL In thinking about religion and society in the 21st century, we should broaden the conversation about...
JONATHAN SACKS If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a sco...
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, nor do Two Rights Make a Left.

Which ever side you think i...
JONATHAN BAILEY If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou...
JONATHAN SWIFT Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ...
JONATHAN FRANZEN Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false op...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT In the school of political projectors, I was but ill entertained, the professors appearing, in my ju...
JONATHAN SWIFT The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance and never to keep his w...
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch...
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT If the scandal of Jesus was that He was always touching the wrong people and inviting the wrong peop...
JONATHAN MARTIN The true art of government consists in not governing too much.
JONATHAN SHIPLEY The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous.
JONATHAN SWIFT Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect...
JONATHAN CARROLL Belief is best when uncomplicated by reason.
JONATHAN TOM May you live every day of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT Every good writer I know needs to go into some deep, quiet place to do work that is fully imagined. ...
JONATHAN FRANZEN Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the...
JONATHAN TROPPER Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, he...
JONATHAN STROUD A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with e...
JONATHAN SWIFT A short story is a sprint, a novel is a marathon. Sprinters have seconds to get from here to there a...
JONATHAN CARROLL Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your language indicates──and limits──what you think.
JONATHAN PRICE Freedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price. Thinking
JONATHAN STROUD The stories that bind us, Halli. The stories we live by, that dictate what we do and where we go. Th...
JONATHAN STROUD Looks?” the skull said. “Who cares about that? It’s superficial. Outward appearance doesn’t ...
JONATHAN STROUD Oh, we'll suffer in silence. You've given us plenty of practice at that.
JONATHAN STROUD Because you're unique . You shine like a beacon, attracting the attention of all dark things." It ch...
JONATHAN STROUD Nothing could keep me from you. Nothing in life or Death...
JONATHAN STROUD I'ts how I want to remember him, the way he was that night: with horrors up ahead and horrors at our...
JONATHAN STROUD Well, I make that one murder victim, one police interrogation and one conversation with a ghost,” ...
JONATHAN STROUD Death is fugitive; even when you're watching for it, the actual instant somehow slips between your f...
JONATHAN STROUD Well, when you're being held at gunpoint by a geriatric madman in a metal skirt, you've kind of hit ...
JONATHAN STROUD God rest her soul and may she never walk at night
JONATHAN STROUD A dozen more questions occurred to me. Not to mention twenty-two possible solutions to each one, six...
JONATHAN STROUD One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror.
JONATHAN STROUD According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, m...
JONATHAN STROUD Zealots: Wild eyed persons afflicted with incurable certainty about the workings of the world, a cer...
JONATHAN STROUD Then again, Solomon was human. And that meant he was flawed (Go on, take a look at yourself in the m...
JONATHAN STROUD Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.
JONATHAN STROUD More ghosts have been created in bedrooms than anywhere else.
JONATHAN STROUD Strange how close the darkness is, even when things seem brightest. Even in the glare of a summer no...
JONATHAN STROUD Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with ...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo...
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true -- but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is ...
JONATHAN SCHATTKE Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
JONATHAN SWIFT The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he...
JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor...
JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a n...
JONATHAN MILLER Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style, to describe the peculiar re...
JONATHAN RABAN One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positio...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity.
JONATHAN MILLER For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow.
JONATHAN WESTOVER What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the oddest features of western Christianized culture is its ready acceptance of the myth of t...
JONATHAN RABAN