In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.