Oliver Markus Malloy quote: "In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually won't admit that they themselves have ever gone to a prostitute: "Yeah, it should be legal, and I have no problem with it, but I would never go to one. I'm above that." Then they secretly go to one anyway. On the down low. They won't admit it in polite company, because they don't want to look trashy."

How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

I grew up in Germany. Europe is far more liberal than America. Even most conservative right-wing par...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

What is the meaning of life? Why are we here?

Philosophers have pondered that question fo...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Introverts think about more than just being introverts.
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes th...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Ladies,

I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a h...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

There is neither a Heaven nor a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books ma...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think yo...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

It would appear that a lot of people out there are hiding their own dark, socially unacceptable sexu...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Jus...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

We all know that sex is the most interesting topic in the world. We love to talk about sex. There's ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, na...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

I saw a documentary about prostitution in Holland a few years ago, that said over there health insur...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Prostitution is not exactly a reputable business over there either, even though the girls actually h...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's j...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

No matter what you do, no matter what you say, someone out there will proclaim how outraged they are...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attractin...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually have any power.
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

In Europe, nobody will bleep you, if you want to say a "bad" word on TV. The idea that some self-rig...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a d...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Being a self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.”

If y...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color....
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poo...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, t...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

Mating has been programmed into our DNA. And that programming always influences our interaction with...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY

German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everyt...
OLIVER MARKUS

Envy is the desire to have what someone else has. Jealousy is the fear of losing what you have. The ...
OLIVER MARKUS

The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red...
OLIVER MARKUS

Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know ...
OLIVER MARKUS

The sexier the other woman is, the more jealous your wife gets. And that's where slut shaming comes ...
OLIVER MARKUS

It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving...
OLIVER MARKUS

I think there's something to the old saying that women use sex to get love, and men use love to get ...
OLIVER MARKUS

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
OLIVER MARKUS

Being mad at a drug addict for doing what drug addicts do, is like being mad at a shark for doing wh...
OLIVER MARKUS

Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You ...
OLIVER MARKUS

When you push someone's head under water for 5 minutes, they will drown. It doesn't matter if the pe...
OLIVER MARKUS

Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes y...
OLIVER MARKUS

Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few o...
OLIVER MARKUS

Men have always wanted to have sex with as many fertile young women as possible. It's part of a man'...
OLIVER MARKUS

Media censorship is a prohibition of words and pictures. The war on drugs is a complete failure, and...
OLIVER MARKUS

If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and y...
OLIVER MARKUS

Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ...
OLIVER MARKUS

It's like playing the lottery. It doesn't matter how extremely low the chances are of winning. You g...
OLIVER MARKUS

The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas...
OLIVER MARKUS

If you look at suburban education in New Jersey and New York, it's pretty strong, intact, doing ...
DAN MALLOY

I'm not sure that some governors just don't want to lay off people for the sake of laying of...
DAN MALLOY

If a Democrat took Republicans on rudely, they wouldn't be elevated in the Democratic Party. The...
DAN MALLOY

Being bombastic for the sake of being bombastic has just never been my take on the world.
DAN MALLOY

Afghanistan—where empires go to die.
MIKE MALLOY

No state, as a matter of public policy, should turn back the clock on progress by, in effect, legali...
DANNEL MALLOY

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade.
DANNEL MALLOY

We have to expose Republicans for the frauds that they are when it comes to what they want to do for...
DANNEL MALLOY

There's a difference between expanding someone's potential and expanding their actual perfor...
DANNEL MALLOY

If we stand idly by while states legalize bigotry, we are responsible for allowing it to happen.
DANNEL MALLOY

It is clearly improper for a campaign manager to negotiate with a government entity, and to be in to...
DANNEL MALLOY

Will it work better in some areas than others? Sure. But you can't defend a system that was in part ...
DANNEL MALLOY

We've never seen anything like it.
DANNEL MALLOY

All hospitals and all pharmacies licensed in the state of Connecticut to prescribe drugs, be prepare...
DANNEL MALLOY

I met them in Minneapolis when the Society hosted a brunch for this year's winners and gave us these...
BRIAN MALLOY

Whenever people say, 'You should be president,' I say, 'I thought you liked me.' Lis...
DANNEL MALLOY

I may not want this in my backyard, but this is much bigger than Athens.
DOUG MALLOY

We are seeing a growing number of new and innovative applications emerging as a result of our high d...
CRAIG MALLOY

When we protect our children in their schools or on our streets, we are living up to our obligations...
DANNEL MALLOY

Being bombastic for the sake of being bombastic has just never been my take on the world.
DANNEL MALLOY

The early development of the human brain is extremely important for setting the table, if you will, ...
DANNEL MALLOY

I am a person of faith who believes deeply in the right to exercise religious beliefs.
DANNEL MALLOY

Religious freedom is already protected in the United States. It's in our Constitution. It's ...
DANNEL MALLOY

You can't separate me from my upbringing as a child overcoming learning disabilities and having ...
DANNEL MALLOY

If you're nice, if you like yourself, if you treat other people well, you're going to be suc...
DANNEL MALLOY

If a Democrat took Republicans on rudely, they wouldn't be elevated in the Democratic Party. The...
DANNEL MALLOY

Connecticut would not be Connecticut if we cut $3.5 billion out of the budget. We are a strong, gene...
DANNEL MALLOY

What I'm hoping to do is see Democrats get elected. That's what I'm trying to contribute...
DANNEL MALLOY

You know and I know and economists know that trickle-down economics doesn't work.
DANNEL MALLOY

I have just been the man in the middle, trying to make sure that we steer the right course.
DANNEL MALLOY

I don't mind the rich getting richer, but the poor shouldn't be getting poorer, and there sh...
DANNEL MALLOY

I don't think that we'll support any state that is prepared to discriminate against the citi...
DANNEL MALLOY

Indiana houses the home offices of most fraternities and sororities in the country. If Indiana doesn...
DANNEL MALLOY

I can't write things. I'm embarrassed all the time about that, particularly if people don...
DANNEL MALLOY

I have to tell you, I'll be right up front about it: I'm the governor of the state of Connec...
DANNEL MALLOY

These kids got some invaluable experience.
JEFF MALLOY

Defense has been our weak point this year, particularly in the second half.
JEFF MALLOY

She has to be (on the top of her game).
JEFF MALLOY

I've seen a lot of improvement. This year she has a better mastery of her pitches.
JEFF MALLOY

I don't think any responsible performer would go on stage high. If he convinced himself he is better...
OLIVER

I don't try to analyze my style now or I might lose it. Right now it's automatic and I don't want to...
OLIVER

I think some entertainers have been very irresponsible in their part in making drug use a fad among ...
OLIVER

I wouldn't say I'm happy, but I look at things in a soft way. I try to convey more personal interact...
OLIVER

My job is to entertain people by playing my music well. You shouldn't really be upset because people...
OLIVER

I like working alone. I feel freer, less constrained. I know what I have to do and I try to do it. T...
OLIVER

I'm not an entrepreneur. I'm not a CEO. I'm a nerdy computer programmer who likes to hav...
MARKUS PERSSON

No matter how many times she was told that she was loved, there was no recognition that the proof wa...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Most of the results of using technical bugging devices were of little importance for my service. It ...
MARKUS WOLF

I guess humans like to watch a little destruction. Sand castles, houses of cards, that's where they ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

You ever hear a dog cry, Steve? You know, howling so loud it's almost unbearable?' He nodded. 'I rec...
MARKUS ZUSAK

How does it feel, anyway?"
How does what feel?"
When you take one of those books?"
At...
MARKUS ZUSAK

We used to languish when we walked, or sidle down the street like dogs that have just done something...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I..." He struggled to answer. "When everything was quiet, I went up to the corridor and the curtain ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

The words. Why did they have to exist? Without them, there wouldn't be any of this.
MARKUS ZUSAK

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
MARKUS HERZ

Si lance was not quiet and calm, and it was not peace.
MARKUS ZUSAK

A human doesn't have a heart like mine. The human heart is a line, whereas my own is a circle, and I...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.
MARKUS ZUSAK

He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It’s his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He m...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.
MARKUS ZUSAK

We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

There are so many moments to remember and sometimes I think that maybe we're not really people at al...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse, and they would smile a...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I told her I loved the howling sound of her harmonica. That seemed to be the limit of my courage tha...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Ed?" Ritchie says later. We're still standing in the water. "There's only one thing I want."
"W...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Somewhere, far down, there was an itch in his heart, but he made it a point not to scratch it. He wa...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Humans, if nothing else, have the good sense to die.
MARKUS ZUSAK

I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.
MARKUS ZUSAK

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
MARKUS ZUSAK

She looks at the swings, and I can see she’s imagining what they’d look like if the kids weren�...
MARKUS ZUSAK

She leaned down and looked at his lifeless face and Leisel kissed her best friend, Rudy Steiner, sof...
MARKUS ZUSAK

A DEFINITION NOT FOUND
IN THE DICTIONARY
Not leaving: an act of trust and love,
often...
MARKUS ZUSAK

The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
MARKUS ZUSAK

She took a step and didn't want to take any more, but she did.
MARKUS ZUSAK

He was the crazy one who had painted himself black and defeated the world.

She was the bo...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Any email that contains the words 'important' or 'urgent' never are, and annoy me to...
MARKUS PERSSON

I had many boxing matches with my brother in the backyard when we were younger, and I guess while ot...
MARKUS ZUSAK

The sky is blue today, Max, and there is a big long cloud, and it's stretched out, like a rope. At t...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Well, this is basically the end, so the answers should be in these next few pages. I doubt they will...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Living in Sydney, I've taken the chance to start surfing again. One of my best memories of growi...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I guess people feel like they kind of know me. The game developer me, or the Twitter persona, that&#...
MARKUS PERSSON

It's not so much that the old friend is a better friend. It's just that you know the person better, ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Best friends one, and now we have almost nothing to say to each other. It was interesting, how he ha...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I thought for a moment about the dog. Miffy. I guess no matter how much Rube and I complained about ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

... And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.
MARKUS ZUSAK

***A SMALL THEORY***
People observe the colors of a day only at its beginnings and its ends, bu...
MARKUS ZUSAK

The point is, Ilsa Hermann had decided to make suffering her triumph. When it refused to let go of h...
MARKUS ZUSAK

A couple of them were school beauty-queen pretty while a few were that more real-looking type. A rea...
MARKUS ZUSAK

My mouth opened.
It happened.
Yes, with my head thrown into the sky, I started howling. MARKUS ZUSAK

I remember disassembling and putting an old analog alarm clock together. It was a lot of fun figurin...
MARKUS PERSSON

It felt as though the whole globe was dressed in snow. Like it has pulled it on, the way you pull on...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Awkward.
That's exactly how it was when we walked over to our sister and stood on each side of ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

When life robs you, sometimes you have to rob it back.
MARKUS ZUSAK

I procrastinate in spades. In my defence, I also try to have all other distractions solved before I ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I think to be writer you have to enjoy being alone. I was a loner as a teenager and was always drawn...
MARKUS ZUSAK

When I was young, we didn't have indie games. We had 'garage developers' or similar term...
MARKUS PERSSON

The city was dark except for the building lights that seemed to appear like sores - like bandaids ha...
MARKUS ZUSAK

The happening that happened was that I met this girl ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Feast of Martin, Monk, Bishop of Tours, 397 When no tensions are confronted and overcome, because...
MARKUS BARTH

Commemoration of Richard Meux Benson, Founder of the Society of St John the Evangelist, 1915 It i...
MARKUS BARTH

Feast of Cuthbert, Bishop of Lindisfarne, Missionary, 687 It seems clear that those people who p...
MARKUS BARTH

Specifically, my favorite tool in Java is hot code swapping in debug mode, meaning I can edit the co...
MARKUS PERSSON

I really wanted to make a dungeon crawler, but this game came out, 'Legend of Grimrock 2,' w...
MARKUS PERSSON

A SMALL PIECE OF TRUTH
I do not carry a sickle or scythe.
I only wear a hooded black robe ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Of course, I'm being rude. I'm spoiling the ending, not only of the entire book, but of this particu...
MARKUS ZUSAK

It’s a small story really, about, among other things:

* A girl
* Some words
MARKUS ZUSAK

A small but noteworthy note. I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I am haunted by humans.
MARKUS ZUSAK

Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you'...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Hair the color of lemons,'" Rudy read. His fingers touched the words. "You told him about me?"
...
MARKUS ZUSAK

One was a book thief. The other stole the sky.
MARKUS ZUSAK

People observe the colors of a day only at its beginnings and ends, but to me it's quite clear that ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I have to say that although it broke my heart, I was, and still am, glad I was there.
MARKUS ZUSAK

A small fact:
You are going to die....does this worry you?
MARKUS ZUSAK

She was saying goodbye and she didn't even know it.
MARKUS ZUSAK

My heart is so tired
MARKUS ZUSAK

The consequence of this is that I'm always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly ...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I carried [Rudy] softly through the broken street...with him I tried a little harder [at comforting]...
MARKUS ZUSAK

His soul sat up. It met me. Those kinds of souls always do - the best ones. The ones who rise up and...
MARKUS ZUSAK

How about a kiss, Saumensch?"

He stood waist-deep in the water for a few moments l...
MARKUS ZUSAK

If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laug...
MARKUS ZUSAK

Usually we walk around constantly believing ourselves. "I'm okay" we say. "I'm alright". But sometim...
MARKUS ZUSAK

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
MARKUS ZUSAK

Even death has a heart.
MARKUS ZUSAK

I wanted to tell the book thief many things, about beauty and brutality. But what could I tell her a...
MARKUS ZUSAK

It kills me sometimes, how people die.
MARKUS ZUSAK

Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness.
MARKUS ZUSAK

I haven't had much contact with Mayer. I don't know what he has done wrong now or why he shouldn't c...
MARKUS GANDLER

I just don't understand what is going on here. We have nothing to do with Walter Mayer.
MARKUS GANDLER

Summer came.
For the book thief, everything was going nicely.
For me, the sky was the colo...
MARKUS ZUSAK

I kept walking. Have you ever done that? Just walk. Just walk and have no idea where you're going? I...
MARKUS ZUSAK

'Minecraft' certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it's changed games. I...
MARKUS PERSSON

There are still some significant differences of opinion. But a century ago, pacifists were guilty of...
MARKUS FURRER

Facebook is not a company of grass-roots tech enthusiasts. Facebook is not a game tech company. Face...
MARKUS PERSSON

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