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In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.


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JEFF WHITE I will absolutely not resign. I've been put here by shareholders to do a job, which I will do.
GORDON MILLER I mean the public likes it more in Europe than they do here because the state supported organization...
ELLIOTT CARTER Being here today is the bravest thing in Europe. But this will be the biggest victory in Europe beca...
ZORAN DJINDJIC I have decided to end my participation in public affairs and to resign my role as premier of Quebec,
LUCIEN BOUCHARD I have decided to end my participation in public affairs and to resign my role as premier of Quebec.
LUCIEN BOUCHARD You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Tom DeLay and the other leadership of the House of Representatives are not going to impeach George W...
BOB GRAHAM In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN We both know... that soon everything is going to end...

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DEYTH BANGER Men are like home baked bread. They need to bake in the oven for a while but you gotta get ‘em whi...
VALERIE ROSE STERRETT We have taken another giant step in our march toward Europe, ... The journey will be fraught with di...
RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN Little boldness is needed to assail the opinions and practices of notoriously wicked men; but to reb...
WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
LORETTA LYNN Will Rogers once said, 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.' Medi...
LEONARD BURMAN But I'm not disappointed about the results (in Europe) for the first nine months, and you will see p...
HERBERT HAINER You can't negotiate in public. People won't make concessions in public. They will do that in...
JONATHAN POWELL I do see myself as the heir to a vast, great, rich culture of painting - of art in general - which w...
GERHARD RICHTER When we lost the competition, we lost the public will to continue,
ED BRADLEY whether to impeach or assassinate
ANN COULTER You create a work of art. You do not know whether it will get public sanction. Sometimes outstanding...
DEV ANAND Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ...
GERMANY KENT How many different kinds of ruin do you have to see, before you resign yourself to calling it all 'r...
VERONICA ROTH Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize t...
HARVEY MACKAY It's always good to have an opportunity to win a game, but we don't do moral victories here. We're n...
JASON CAIN You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE.
LORRIN L. LEE Hal Rogers is just incredible, ... When you get someone like that on your side, you can't hardly tel...
STEVE LAWSON I do not plan to resign. We did nothing wrong. We were lied to and betrayed and everything else you ...
MAX WORTHINGTON Living in active consciousness is about being in the here and now, and if you do not live in active ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Of course, museums and galleries and art spaces will continue to ground the art world. But certainly...
AGNES GUND I want to tell the world of cycling to please join me in telling Pat McQuaid to resign. I have never...
GREG LEMOND By the will art thou lost, by the will art thou found, by the will art thou free, captive, and bound...
ANGELUS SILESIUS Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus...
STEVE JOBS Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ...
DOLLY PARTON I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ...
DOLLY PARTON Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlemanly art of fencing, ...
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HANK WILLIAMS Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best fe...
LEO NIKOLAEVICH TOLSTOY Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've be...
JOANNE HARRIS You die, but most of what you have accumulated will not be lost; you are leaving a message in a bott...
UMBERTO ECO I believe in the city as a natural human environment, but we must humanize it. It's art that wil...
ANTONY GORMLEY Teaching is not a lost art, but regard for teaching is a lost tradition.
JACQUES BARZUN With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to tyrants I will give no quarte...
WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quar...
WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON You know who critics are?--the men who have failed in literature and art.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing t...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I hold life sacred, even more since I’ve tasted freedom,... But I've lost my fear of death... But ...
LILY BLAKE I felt that here at last was a chance to expose the U.S. public to fine art at reasonable prices,
VINCENT PRICE Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
JACQUES BARZUN Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
JACQUES BARZUN There'll come a time when all of us must leave here, then nothing sister Mary can do Will keep me he...
GEORGE HARRISON Cell phone makes those boundaries between public and private very porous. In the past, if you're hav...
GEOFFREY NUNBERG Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise ...
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN Americans do see Europe as one destination, even if they come to Europe and then go to different des...
GREGOR KREUZHUBER You want to be respectful of the public and engage them, ... I want to seduce the public. I want art...
DONALD LIPSKI You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL FEMA has lost its way.
JOHN DINGELL I have seen great value in Europe. There will be a lot of (mergers and acquisition) plays in Europe ...
DAVID LIU Do I regret taking the company public? Yes and no. Yes, because it put us under enormous pressure fo...
DAVID TALBOT Men may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.
LEWIS CASSEN Remember, to get what you've never had, you must do what you've never done. But to get what you once...
CRAIG GROESCHEL Desperate families have been waiting for government action on the CSA since its last chief executive...
PAUL GOODMAN It's a lot of maintenance, but you have to do it when here because you have to protect your investme...
GINO NORIEGA The trouble in modern democracy is that men do not approach to leadership until they have lost the d...
WILLIAM BEVERIDGE Be the best you can be. Do the best you can do. Have the best you can have.
LORRIN L. LEE Everyone has there own good reasons for being what they are being, doing what they are doing, and ha...
LORRIN L. LEE What you do, say, and have reveal who you are.
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VERNON DAVIS ...unfortunately, it's true: time does heal. It will do so whether you like it or not, and there's n...
CHARLES YU Saudi Arabia has lost one of its dutiful sons, a leader among the most dear of its leaders and men,
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DAVID HARTLEY Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;In my own way, and with my full consent.Say what you wi...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY You've got to have a Pittsburgh guy, ... You don't need any more California guys here, gang. You don...
MIKE DITKA We call for the prime minister to resign. As long as he does not resign, we will continue with our p...
CHAMLONG SRIMUANG There is no public health risk here. But I do believe there is a serious threat to the public's trus...
CAROL FOREMAN There is no public health risk here. But I do believe there is a serious threat to the public's trus...
CAROL TUCKER FOREMAN Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr...
THOMAS FULLER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ...
THOMAS FULLER In an epidemic, when you have a well informed public you have a far greater chance that there will n...
BOB DIETZ Consolidation is coming back to Europe. If you do nothing, you have declining earnings.
FRIEDRICH DIEL Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, John Wayne - these men had the code of the West.
CHUCK NORRIS We'll find 'em, ... They're in this drainage somewhere. We might have to hike our a's off, but we'll...
AARON ROBINSON My perspective on public art is that it needs to be site specific - it needs to fit its site,
PATRICK DOUGHERTY You will probably start seeing some verbal intervention [by politicians]. But it is in the interest ...
MITUL KOTECHA You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL In its haste to bolster nationalism, in its obsession with security, Europe is losing its soul.
TARIQ RAMADAN We've had to shrink our business considerably. We can't fill channels if we can't do it here. We hav...
DANE LANCE I'd be less than honest to say it will be exactly the same here. Government (work) has some sense of...
JEFF BUTLER They say the average person can't make a living in art, ... but if you tell me there's something I c...
GEORGE SUTHERLAND Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
DANIEL MELGAçO I respectfully submit that the alleged abuses by President Clinton do not indicate that he is a dang...
JAMES HAMILTON Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.
JACK DEMPSEY Cost is one thing, but you have to be responsive to customers. It is easier to do when you are in Hu...
IAN CRAWFORD True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
BRIAN CELIO My client went to see him and said you have to stop this. You can't do this to me anymore. Shortly t...
ALLEN LOWY We have some great ideas, but most of 'em come too late to do us any good.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
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WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
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WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS