In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Always do whatever's next.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Comic strips are moving away from newsprint. If it's not going to appear in print, then why not move it? Animation is the future of cartooning.