In any case, this is how all our stories begin, in darkness with our eyes closed, and all our stories end the same way, too, with all of us uttering some last words—or perhaps someone else’s—before slipping back into darkness as our series of unfortunate events comes to an end.
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Related If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have... LEMONY SNICKET In the end, we forget the details of our lives that embarrass us or are too painful. We just lie bac... PATRICK MODIANO The best stories come from deep within us and are of us. Either our inner child comes out to play an... JUDITH KOHNEN As I'm sure you know, whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn m... LEMONY SNICKET Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family... LEMONY SNICKET I just don't understand it," said Klaus, which was not something he said very often. Violet nod... LEMONY SNICKET Sanitising stories, leaching out all of the sense of danger and the darkness out of the stories, act... KATE FORSYTH Humanity's legacy of stories and storytelling is the most precious we have. All wisdom is in our... DORIS LESSING In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don... JANET JACKSON In the end we are all separate: our stories, no matter how similar, come to a fork and diverge. We a... PROVERB I will never be at ease while watching the sunset, knowing our stories will never end with the same ... ROBERT M. DRAKE I am a man, and men are animals who tell stories. This is a gift from God, who spoke our species int... CLIVE BARKER It is only the darkness in our own hearts that will defeat us, in the end. ALISON CROGGON Sometimes, all we need is just one person who believes in us and who will never give up on us. Someo... JOCELYN SORIANO As for what concerns our relations with our fellow men, the anguish in our neighbor's soul must ... EDITH STEIN I think we all have a lot of darkness in our bellies. As an actor, the challenge of tapping into tha... KEVIN BACON Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of un... LEMONY SNICKET Our story has three parts: a beginning, a middle, and an end. And although this is the way all stori... NICHOLAS SPARKS May the Father of All Mercies scatter light, and not darkness, upon our paths; and, make us in all o... GEORGE WASHINGTON Demons.Something that is in all of us. There is nobody who is truly innocent in this world, we are a... BRANDON CHRISTOPHER Who knows what we live, and struggle, and die?... Wise men write many books, in words too hard to un... ALAN PATON We carry our wounds and perhaps even worse, our capacity to wound, forward with us. If we learn not ... PATRICIA HAMPL We all have thorns in our flesh. All of us. Love is when we stay and help someone pluck out their th... C. JOYBELL C. The light of knowledge is fully capable of destroying the darkness of ignorance. This also help us i... SAM VEDA Everything we are is anchored in our childhoods. The drama comes in how we deal with it. Are we slav... ROBERT CRAIS Who knows for what we live, and struggle, and die? Wise men write many books, in words too hard to u... ALAN PATON Should consumerism be the last thing we accomplish as a species, after all this evolution and the mi... ROBERT WRINGHAM It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and dange... J.R.R. TOLKIEN All game we just thought about Jermaine and how he wouldn't want it to end like this. We want to tak... DEAUNDRE MUHAMMAD And, in the darkness, David closed his eyes as all that was lost was found again. JOHN CONNOLLY The epic implications of being human end in more than this: We start our lives as if they were momen... ANATOLE BROYARD The Beatles' story is all of our stories, BOB SPITZ All we are, all we can be, are the stories we tell," he says, and he is talking as if he is talking ... NORA RALEIGH BASKIN We all end up at least somewhat like our parents, especially in the way we deal with our children. BENJAMIN SPOCK The logical man must either deny all miracles or none, and our American Indian myths and hero storie... CHARLES EASTMAN To understand and reconnect with our stories, the stories of the ancestors, is to build our identiti... FRANK DELANEY You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope... RONALD REAGAN Life is a tightrope with God at the end. If we walk with our eyes down, looking at what is happenin... KRIS LEIGH SCHOTT When grief impounds our thinking and eats our brains, it seeps through all the cracks of our daily l... ERIK PEVERNAGIE When you think well of others, cheerful with everyone, find the good in all there is, you are direct... SISI MODISE The problem with generalizations and judgments, the words we hurl as insults, is that they deny our ... MARTI NOXON This day marks once and for all times the end of our long suffering and today, too, we affirm our so... XANANA GUSMAO Obviously, that's something that has been in the back of our minds. There is no resentment toward Di... BARBARA TURNER All of us have schnozzles . . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we... JIMMY DURANTE We're all stories, in the end. STEVEN MOFFAT Our life is our masterpiece, it's up to us on how we paint our story. It's up to us how we see the s... NATHANIEL E. QUIMADA Humans are kind of story-propagating creatures. If you think of how we spend our days, think of all ... PATRICK ROTHFUSS In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. At the end of it all, it is our relationship with people that will determine whether they will share... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Dear Child of God, I write these words because we all experience sadness, we all come at times to de... DESMOND TUTU Our guys overcame adversity with meet management and finished the last event in total darkness. It w... DAVE HIRSBRUNNER We thank Him less by words than by the serene happiness of silent acceptance. It is our emptiness in... THOMAS MERTON ..when we live behind a wall, our inner darkness cannot be penetrated by the light that is in the wo... PARKER J. PALMER Power is confusing for us, perhaps even terrifying, because our relationship with it had an unfortun... MAUREEN BRADY Kabbalah is all about change. It isn't about being proud of our good qualities: the wisdom is ab... YEHUDA BERG For Ragamuffins, God's name is Mercy. We see our darkness as a prized possession because it drives u... BRENNAN MANNING Josephine caught my eye and gave me a signal we'd used for years to indicate that one of us had to l... LEMONY SNICKET My stories are not Christianized at all. I don't even have any Christians in my stories. What th... TED DEKKER Perhaps our eyes are merely a blank film which is taken from us after our deaths to be developed els... JEAN BAUDRILLARD You know... we all have stories. We all have unique experiences that make each and everyone of us di... G. BRIAN BENSON Despite my intellectual attempts to grasp it, I remain confounded beyond all repair to understand ho... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Our minds must constantly be in tune with wealth,before the wealth that will not land us into bankru... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Any darkness that comes out in my life is the fruit of my own appetites, and it's my choice either t... MARK HALL You have considerable choice in how you end your fiction. For all stories, the basic rule is the sam... NANCY KRESS What we notice is what resonates with our inner perspective. We tend to
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LEMONY SNICKET There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If... LEMONY SNICKET It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It l... LEMONY SNICKET But the world did not match the picture in my head, and instead I was with a strange, uncombed perso... LEMONY SNICKET They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I... LEMONY SNICKET It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway.... LEMONY SNICKET Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except p... LEMONY SNICKET It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn’t know... LEMONY SNICKET The map is not the territory. LEMONY SNICKET I do what I do," I said, "in order to do something else. LEMONY SNICKET Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument. 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LEMONY SNICKET The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drif... LEMONY SNICKET A mystery is solved with a story. LEMONY SNICKET I’m reminded of a book my father used to read me,” she said. “A bunch of elves and things get ... LEMONY SNICKET You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage ... LEMONY SNICKET Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will e... LEMONY SNICKET There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of pap... LEMONY SNICKET Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it befo... LEMONY SNICKET They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire... LEMONY SNICKET How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus ... LEMONY SNICKET I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do... LEMONY SNICKET There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day. LEMONY SNICKET being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone... LEMONY SNICKET There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care les... LEMONY SNICKET Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would s... LEMONY SNICKET There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curiou... LEMONY SNICKET It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of ... LEMONY SNICKET The three of us stood there for a minute. I don’t know what Stew was thinking, and the filing cabi... LEMONY SNICKET When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. LEMONY SNICKET I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, ... LEMONY SNICKET They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. LEMONY SNICKET The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they'r... LEMONY SNICKET I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, t... LEMONY SNICKET Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get yo... LEMONY SNICKET Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books. LEMONY SNICKET It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger. LEMONY SNICKET Nobody should feel pain all by themselves. LEMONY SNICKET There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matt... LEMONY SNICKET