In an ideal world, records would be filed in record stores by title rather than by artist, as they are in video stores. I think it's better to identify with the work rather than the people who make the work. You can put your faith in a piece of work, but not in a group of people you don't know.


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One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
WILL SMITH
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
WILL FERRELL
The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention...
WILL SCHWALBE
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS
It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou...
GEORGE WILL
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS
Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.
WILL DURANT
Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood...
WILL CUPPY
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the...
WILL DURANT
She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t...
GEORGE WILL
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird...
WILL STANTON
Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
GEORGE WILL
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa...
GEORGE WILL
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE WILL
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r...
WILL DURANT
Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
WILL CUPPY
Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h...
WILL DURANT
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS
As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE WILL