In an ideal world, records would be filed in record stores by title rather than by artist, as they are in video stores. I think it's better to identify with the work rather than the people who make the work. You can put your faith in a piece of work, but not in a group of people you don't know.
Will Oldham
Related My music has always been sort of in between categories. Sometimes record stores - back when there we... LYLE LOVETT I am disappointed. People would rather go to warm department stores than out in the cold for a march... ANJA OSTHOFF You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING Really, who you are is defined by the people who you know - not even the people that you know, but t... MARK ZUCKERBERG The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Those who are saying their workload is heavier rather than lighter are more positive. When you say y... JEFFREY SALTZMAN If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know. CRAIG GROESCHEL I'm not questioning the work of police who are there to protect us. But I think there are some categ... EUNICE BARBER Many people in the world are killed by supper rather than by the sword. VIKRANT PARSAI The major work of the world is not done by geniuses. It is done by ordinary people, with balance in ... GORDON B. HINCKLEY When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f... GARY F EVANS... I haven't had a better group of people to work with than those who work in this store. They did an a... GEORGE DONOHO Will it work better in some areas than others? Sure. But you can't defend a system that was in part ... DANNEL MALLOY I would rather make mistakes in kindness and compassion than work miracles in unkindness and hardnes... MOTHER TERESA People will not come here to teach or work in the stores, because they can't afford the rent. You co... BRUCE TAYLOR In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work. LINDA FIORENTINO The idea of going on tour for the rest of my life with old works is not that exciting. As an artist ... DAMIEN HIRST People who are making us do additional work are liable for the cost. Rather than burdening the entir... JOSEPH WOOD When I was a kid, I thought I had my life figured out. I knew where I was going. I was sure of whom ... CRISTINA MARRERO We also have people who buy laying hens to raise their own eggs. They taste a lot better than the on... BOBBY RUSSELL They are not the glue or the missing piece to your puzzle. They are just an outsider, an observer, a... LAURYN MOSLEY I could have closed down bits of British Home Stores to make more money but it's not my style. I wan... PHILIP GREEN I can't re-examine work I did in the past with pride. DANIEL DAY-LEWIS Your success in life... will not be measured by the money you make or the degrees you earn, but rath... WILLIAM SEARS When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in t... THE WORK OF THE CHARIOT The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony.... ... That's what's happening.... DEYTH BANGER There is no greater glory than to die for love. GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ Together they had overcome the daily incomprehension, the instantaneous hatred, the reciprocal nasti... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ She would defend herself, saying that love, no matter what else it might be, was a natural talent. S... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ How should an artist begin to do his work as an artist? I would insist that he begin his work as an ... FRANCIS A. SCHAEFFER all human work (especially excellent work), done by all people, as a channel of God’s love for his... TIMOTHY J. KELLER This time around, there are not only more U.S. stores in Canada, but the Canadian stores appear to h... HART HODGES In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... Do not let the dream killers stay in your path. You will know them by what they steal from you rathe... KIM BOOHER Logic dictates that if we see fire we put it out with water. But there are a lot of people in this w... GARY F EVANS... I think that will make a huge difference in people's behavior. I think there were a lot of people wh... ANNA RAPPAPORT Hence my obstinate emphasis on stylistic continuity from work to work rather than specific sibling r... BRIAN FERNEYHOUGH An actor is like a piece of clay: you just keep moulding me. Even people who work with you every day... ERIKA ELENIAK If you are a misfit in one place, you will be a great fit in another. ALAN COHEN We live in a strange world where people don’t try to know who we are, rather they go by, what they... RAMANA PEMMARAJU I could have closed down bits of British Home Stores to make more money but it's not my style. I... PHILIP GREEN Just because you believe something was true in the past does not mean it will be true in the future. JEFFREY FRY If you put yourself in a group of people you cannot work with it's obviously going to be a disas... DAVID CRONENBERG I feel confident that the work I've put in will make people see me as a music artist before anyt... FKA TWIGS There's more flexibility in the cartoon world than there is in video games. In video games, if I... JENNIFER HALE But I'm after medals more than anything. Championships don't get taken away from you but rec... SALLY PEARSON In my life outdoors, I've observed that animals of almost any variety will stand in a windy plac... TIM CAHILL I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor. SHEL SILVERSTEIN I think that department stores in general have been doing better than specialty stores. Each special... JEFF EDELMAN Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us who do creative wor... IRA GLASS The superstitious, who know how to reprove vices rather than how to teach virtues, and who strive, n... BARUCH SPINOZA I feel less often compelled to do the work than I was in the past. DANIEL DAY-LEWIS Energy and bitcoin work really well together because you can pay out in micro-transaction units. As ... ADAM DRAPER But in fantasy, you can make a complete break, and you can put people in a situation where they are ... ELIZABETH MOON People think writing is a very distinguished, cerebral thing, where all you do is write. It doesn... RAVI SUBRAMANIAN Life. It works better if your already smart. GREAT APE Been Successful isn't achieved by how hard you work but rather, its how smart you work. OLASOT We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. THICH NHAT HANH Hence my obstinate emphasis on stylistic continuity from work to work rather than specific sibling r... BRIAN FERNEYHOUGH In the end, I need to be fulfilled in my work - that's more important than the money. T. R. KNIGHT If you stick with a vision, it might not all work, but some of it will be absolute genius. To me, 15... KIM CATTRALL Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON As long as a house is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers, not a house i... NATHAN MEYER ROTHSCHILD We love wealth, and we hate poor people. I know people who work in TV news who have actually been to... MATT TAIBBI You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. The work of the Lord is done by ordinary people who work in an extraordinary way. GORDON B. HINCKLEY You'll never see me with a precision flick of eyeliner. Messy eyeliner became my thing by accide... EDIE CAMPBELL This could be devastating to the users who are about to be turned off, but they should have switched... JEFF KAGAN Because that's the thing about mean people: They make you think that the world will never work, that... DAVID LEVITHAN You feed them, weigh them and work with them so they can get used to being handled by the judges. It... LAUREN JANSSEN Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you... KEVIN HART It's more work to sell a $1000 work by an emerging artist than a $20,000 work by an established one. BRUCE ARMSTRONG As so many writers know, the experience of creating an imaginary world is closer to dreaming than it... DAVID IGNATIUS If you work for a man, in heavens name work for him!If he pays you wages that supply you your bread ... ELBERT HUBBARD The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they ca... BARBARA PLETCHER The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they ca... BARBARA PLETCHER Do something better and different that people know you by your work not by your name. JARMAN SANDHU If I give you the right conditions to work, and I put you in a beautiful place, where you feel a lit... BRUNELLO CUCINELLI Radio Shack is meeting the fate of many other stores that were wildly popular in the twentieth centu... ANNALEE NEWITZ I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire facu... WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR. You cannot feel such a happiness by things happening in your life but doing something successfully i... NISHI DE SILVA In an ideal world, nobody's work would be just about the money. People could pursue excellence i... BARRY SCHWARTZ Where most manufacturers are coming down on this is they want to work with traditional retailers in ... MARK LARSON Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your m... CRISS JAMI I think you can overthink dealing with fame. To an extent, you've got to put yourself out there,... FIONN WHITEHEAD To work in the world lovingly means that we are defining what we will be for, rather than reacting t... CHRISTINA BALDWIN The goal in life is not to try and live forever, but to create something that will forever in people... KARON WADDELL We wanted to work in conjunction with the community rather than on the community. We defined our bro... TERRY CHRISTENSEN As far as I can tell, dumping soda on people is the equivalent of ‘Hi, it’s nice to meet you’ ... NICHOLAS SPARKS I think there are a lot of technocrats in the business who would much rather work with just wheels a... RON PERLMAN Every gay person must come out. As difficult as it is, you must tell your immediate family. You must... HARVEY MILK What I hope in my ideal world is that with each project, I'll either get to work with a really g... LAURA LINNEY No one should let yesterday use up too much of today. Easy to say, hard to live. ANDREA HAIRSTON It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in lo... J.D. SALINGER There was a house at the foot of the tower, close to the thunder of the waves breaking against the c... GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ We can leave a place behind, or we can stay in that place and leave our selfishness (often expressed... JOHN H. GROBERG I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n... , IN THE NEW REPUBLIC
More Will Oldham
Whenever I see something that looks like it could be good - whether it's on vinyl, CD or cassett... WILL OLDHAM I need to go someplace faraway that doesn't have telephones and doesn't have a record player... WILL OLDHAM When you think like a hermit, you forget what you know. WILL OLDHAM I don't like the idea of being surrounded by hidden things; people you can't see in building... WILL OLDHAM I need to go someplace faraway that doesn't have telephones and doesn't have a record player and doe... WILL OLDHAM The songs are not meant to be real life. They're meant to have a psychic - rather than a factual - b... WILL OLDHAM It's nice to be able to backtrack and not be embarrassed by the music you used to listen to. WILL OLDHAM The first music I bought when I was nine or 10 was pop music from the '50s and '60s, like The Everly... WILL OLDHAM I'd like my records to reach as many people as possible, but I'm also thinking in terms of how I can... WILL OLDHAM I get a lot out of a show when I know that I don't know anyone in the audience and don't think the a... WILL OLDHAM It is more rewarding to be complicit with scarcity than excess. WILL OLDHAM I don't think that word - the word pirate - has any real meaning. Or it's something that'... WILL OLDHAM I like rural areas. WILL OLDHAM I wear my Pen as others do their Sword. To each affronting sot I meet, the word Is Satisfaction: str... JOHN OLDHAM I wear my Pen as others do their Sword.
To each affronting sot I meet, the word
Is Satisfactio... JOHN OLDHAM And all your future lies beneath your hat. JOHN OLDHAM Ah, dearer than my soul. Dearer than light, or life, or fame. JOHN OLDHAM There's a lot of matte sparkle, ... It's not as glittery as we've done before, but it has beautiful ... TODD OLDHAM We airbrushed satin to make it look like chinchilla fur, ... We used silk and synthetic threads to i... TODD OLDHAM We airbrushed satin to make it look like chinchilla fur. We used silk and synthetic threads to imita... TODD OLDHAM Because of the photographic reproduction, it can only be printed on synthetic, so (the garments are)... TODD OLDHAM Excellence is the Result of Caring more than others think is Wise, Risking more than others think is... RONNIE OLDHAM There's a lot of matte sparkle. It's not as glittery as we've done before, but it has beautiful shee... TODD OLDHAM In Sussex County, there aren't a whole lot of places to park. You have to find a back road that migh... JEFF OLDHAM It was very rare to see the same girl come down twice. JEFF OLDHAM It started in a Pennsylvania town when police spotted the car with a stolen tag. Trooper 4 [the stat... JEFF OLDHAM Everybody knows somebody -- if it's not themselves, it's a mother or father or relative -- that need... JEFF OLDHAM Does not the public repudiation of the whole Christian scheme of life in a large part of what was on... J. H. OLDHAM I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f... WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood. WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait. WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it. WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet. WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it. WILL SMITH I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo... WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ... WILL SMITH I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ... WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,... WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that. WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here. WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life. WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge. WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d... WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can. WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin... WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near. WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD. WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try... WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping... WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some... WILL SELF I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o... WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th... WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul... WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ... WILL POULTER It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent... WILL SELF One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner... WILL SELF The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan... WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t... WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And... WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th... WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th... WILL POULTER My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia... WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get... WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g... WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo... WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi... WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ... WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ... WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory. WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one. WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do... WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv... WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like. WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ... GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi... GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t... GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential. WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell. WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate,
When we lock up our lives for wealth, t... WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
His mind at the bottom of busi... WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga... WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious... WILL SMITH Never trust a duck. WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante... WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong... WILL ROGERS As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid. WILL SELF Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ... GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ... WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ... WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t... WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people. WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s... WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q... WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ... WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet... WILL CHAMPION Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon... WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. WILL ROGERS I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat. WILL POULTER Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red... WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o... WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein... WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start... WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ... WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders. WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part... WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried... WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ... WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics. WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes. WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s... WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an... GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el... WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ... WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron... GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o... WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual. GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet. GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i... WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an... WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea... WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand... WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in. WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization. WILL DURANT There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance. WILL DURANT Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa... WILL SELF Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o... WILL ADVISE If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. WILL ROGERS Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th... WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. WILL ROGERS Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p... WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up. WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re... WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. WILL FERRELL The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention... WILL SCHWALBE I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ... WILL ROGERS It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou... GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. WILL ROGERS Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions. WILL DURANT Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood... WILL CUPPY The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the... WILL DURANT She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t... GEORGE WILL Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen... WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird... WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. GEORGE WILL The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa... GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement. GEORGE WILL It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r... WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you. WILL ROGERS Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. WILL CUPPY Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h... WILL DURANT Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir... WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w... WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS Compared to them I WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up... WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C... WILL ROGERS As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise. GEORGE WILL