In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
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In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
STANISLAW JERZY LEC If one person get shot and killed is called a crime, but if thousands of people get shot and killed ...
"BETA" METANI' MARASHI It is not only the living who are killed in war.
ISAAC ASIMOV It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER War is war. By whose command people are unecessarily dying is irrelevant. Hold war criminals account...
CAMILLO MAC BICA John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bom...
ISAAC ASIMOV Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bomb...
ISAAC ASIMOV John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II...
ISAAC ASIMOV Mr. Speaker, I agree with those who say that the Global War on Terrorism is actually a Global War of...
MAC THORNBERRY We are at war - undeclared and of such a subtle nature that few have noticed - but war nevertheless....
JOHN MCAFEE Why do you object to war? Surely not, because men, who eventually die anyway, are killed in war? St
AUGUSTINE HIPPO Why do you object to war? Surely not, because men, who eventually die anyway, are killed in war? St
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO Why do you object to war? Surely not, because men, who eventually die anyway, are killed in war? St
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO One of the nice things about the Internet is people aren't terribly anonymous; they only think they ...
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THOMAS SOWELL People with weaknesses get killed by the people who lack them. Notice I'm not dead.
SHERRILYN KENYON I was told my son was killed in the war on terror. He was killed by George Bush's war of terror on t...
CINDY SHEEHAN John Dalto...
ISAAC ASIMOV Now do you see why war irritates me? It's always the same. A lot of people get killed, but in the en...
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That Nature doesn’t exist,
That there are hills, valleys,...
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GORDON BROWN Each time a new war is disclosed in the name of the fight of the good against evil, those who are ki...
EDUARDO GALEANO You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only...
NEIL GAIMAN We can best honor the memories of those who were killed on September 11 and those who have been kill...
JACK REED This isn't a book about war, but about the strength of ideas that drive people to extreme action.
GERALDINE BROOKS You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only...
NEIL GAIMAN I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no...
ABBIE HOFFMAN We are in a war, a very brutal war that has been waged against every Jewish person in the heart of J...
EHUD OLMERT It is what it is, it is what you make it.
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MITCH ALBOM When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not ...
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GUSTAVO MARIN Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, b...
WINSTON CHURCHILL Who was it that said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining anonymous?
DONNA TARTT The serious questions that are talked out or strangled with red tape are more numerous than those th...
ELLEN KEY We hope we can get someone in office who is open to new ideas.
DENVER MERRILL Barack Obama commits war crimes - Somalia, Yemen. He commits war crimes in Pakistan, Afghanistan. Ma...
CORNEL WEST He is truly one of this community's assets. There are a lot of people out there who have plans and i...
MAYOR PAUL HELMKE I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps t...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Ideas are the great warriors of the world, and a war that has no idea behind it, is simply a brutali...
JAMES A. GARFIELD In war you can be killed only once. In politics, many times.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL In war you can be killed only once. In politics, many times.
WINSTON CHURCHILL One day, he is going to get in a lot of trouble ? or he will get killed.
KISHAN GHANDARBA You get a bunch of ideas. Like dropping it, putting in a sound system and performance parts. You eve...
BRANDON WILSON It's that anonymous person who meanders through the streets and feels what's happening there...
CYNDI LAUPER In the battle of Kunu-ri, more than 5,000 American soldiers were killed, wounded or taken as prisone...
CHARLES B. RANGEL They bring Mexicans in here, they'll get 'em killed. These people ain't going to put up with it.
HOMER BLACK it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets.
SHELLI THOMPSON Information flow is what the Internet is about. Information sharing is power. If you don't share...
VINT CERF There must be people who remember World War II and the Holocaust who can help us get out of this rut...
MARTIN SCORSESE The ideas I use are mostly the ideas of people who don't develop them
THOMAS ALVA EDISON One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
ROBERT BYRNE Let him who walks in darkness and no light trust in the name of the Lord and rely on his God
PEOPLE OF CHRIST In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Eventing is way too dangerous. People get killed every year doing cross-country.
CHARLOTTE CASIRAGHI Children are rescued from abortion to be killed in war as soldiers.
ILKIN SANTAK Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin ...
EDDIE IZZARD The number of people killed by the sanctions in Iraq is greater than the total number of people kill...
NOAM CHOMSKY What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! Peopl...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON 'The Assassins' Gate' is a very tightly controlled story of the ideas that led to the wa...
GEORGE PACKER Of course people don’t want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war w...
HERMANN GOERING Of course people dont want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war wh...
HERMANN GOERING Men and women who know the brutal reality of war, who know that war strips people of their very huma...
DAISAKU IKEDA I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar...
GARY F EVANS... Jack Holloway told me he would get the son of a bitch who killed my child and the mate of my child,"...
JOHN SCALZI War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and pat...
JOHN STUART MILL Ideas are mallable and unstable; they not only can be misused, they invite misuse---and the better t...
TOM ROBBINS It was hard to disappear completely in Botswana, where there were fewer than two million people and ...
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH Stripped of its plot, the 'Iliad' is a scattering of names and biographies of ordinary soldi...
ALICE OSWALD We were thinking of our troops, the people in Iraq, Americans. We wanted to prevent innocent people ...
DANIEL BURNS A man can get killed in there.
ROBERT JORDAN In some ways, he may be looking down at all of this and be amused by it all. He was a person who lik...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war...
HERMANN GOERING The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to k...
NEIL GAIMAN I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER Islam promotes the killing of innocent people. The Quran requires the infidel, whether Jew or Christ...
JACK THOMPSON Books can not be killed by fire. People die, but books never die. No man and no force can abolish me...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT A company is all about "people" as they are who will execute your ideas. Make People Make Company!
RITESH AMBASTHA It is not a war on drugs; it's a war on people.
UNKNOWN Only he who handles his ideas lightly is master of his ideas, and only he who is master of his ideas...
LIN YUTANG Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, ...
GERALD BRENAN Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, ...
GERALD BRENAN Poetry and prayer put ideas in people’s heads that got them killed, distracting them from the ruth...
COLSON WHITEHEAD I've never seen anyone since who killed so many people.
JAMES MACDONALD Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, ...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Those of us who finally saw through the Vietnam war saw through this war, and all the actions that w...
DANIEL ELLSBERG People who believe fervently in the war effort, people who oppose it, people who have mixed feelings...
PATRICK FITZGERALD To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN This guy has killed once before, admitted he killed before. He's admitted he killed again. Is he cap...
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