In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one.

Perhaps the cruelest thing ever said of Hubert Humphrey was that he had the soul of a vice president.

if need be, take the vice president to the wood shed.

Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, has failed.

I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president.