In a mad world, only the mad are sane.

Flirting with madness was one thing; when madness started flirting back, it was time to call the whole thing off.

Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a

Stop this. It's undignified.

The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself.
"The second sign of madness," I explain.
"What's the first one?"
"Killing lots of people and eating their genitals."
He laughs and sneaks another look at me.

One secret of life is that the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. Another secret is that laughter is carbonated holiness

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.