FastSaying

Immigration is not just compatible with but is a necessary component of economic growth.


Dave Reichert

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Our vision is not just of economic growth, but also of a growth which would improve the life of the ...
MANMOHAN SINGH Reducing the tax burden is necessary to produce economic growth.
BOB SCHAFFER Dave Reichert is vulnerable. He represents a district that Kerry won. He doesn't really fit the dist...
BILL BURTON Dave Reichert is vulnerable. He represents a district that Kerry won. He doesn't really fit the dist...
BILL BURTON Energy is necessary for economic growth, for a better quality of life, and for human progress.
MAC THORNBERRY We need to reaffirm that politics is not merely compatible with economic progress and development in...
DAVID BLUNKETT Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Our immigration policy should be driven by what is in the best interest of this great country and th...
CHARLES B. RANGEL Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM The economic impact of illegal immigration on taxpayers is catastrophic.
RIC KELLER Apathy is not compatible with love
SIMON TAM Democracy is not compatible with capitalism but is congruent with a version of democratic socialism ...
HENRY GIROUX Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
CARL SAGAN Immigration is one of the leading contributors to population growth.
PAUL WATSON With supply just not arriving quickly enough, it is increasingly looking as though it will take a se...
ADAM ROWLEY Piers were a critical component to life on the lake - not just a cosmetic feature. They were a funct...
DON LANE Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Godliness with contentment is rare.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.
PHIL GRAMM Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
JAMES C. DOBSON Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality. -Carl Sa...
CARL SAGAN [Normalized trade with China] is not just important in strategic terms, ... It also reflects a pract...
WILLIAM ROTH Food is a necessary component to life. People can live without Renoir, Mozart, Gaudi, Beckett, but t...
GRANT ACHATZ A 10 percent growth rate is inevitable, It's just like the growing process of a baby. Its necessary.
CHEN XINGDONG If the innovation process goes offshore, America will lose much of its capacity to generate wealth, ...
JOEL POPKIN So everyone here is tremendously excited about not just the economic growth potential that's here bu...
ERNIE RENO If we release amendments, they will be backward compatible, but the final version is not compatible ...
FERN ABRAMS Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Economic growth is important. But we cannot count on economic growth alone to fund the public educat...
KATE BROWN Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA By doing this, the president recognizes that the future of ethanol is not just as a blending compone...
BOB DINNEEN Upholding human rights is not merely compatible with fighting terrorism, it is essential.
JOICHI ITO What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with ...
GEORGE LEVINGER What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with ...
LEO NIKOLAEVICH TOLSTOY What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with i...
LEO TOLSTOY You're trying to legislate and end immigration in the face of tremendous economic demand for illegal...
GORDON HANSON Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY It is a year for modest economic growth and therefore modest earnings growth.
CHARLES STANLEY It is a year for modest economic growth and therefore modest earnings growth.
EDWARD MENASHY I'm all for a hotel on Dickson Street. It's just too tall. My problem with this is the height. It is...
KARON REESE It is true that the pace of economic growth has slowed in recent months, but this is temporary,
ATAL BEHARI VAJPAYEE Be grateful for every moment and every breath.
TERESA COLLINS Profit growth seems accessible and coherent with economic growth.
CHRISTOPHE DONAY Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS Government does not create jobs, but it can help set the table for economic growth with the right po...
SAM GRAVES We will use it if it is necessary and if it is a bona fide, legitimate public use. But we will not u...
MAYOR MICHAEL MONTANDON Long-term interest rate levels reflect real economic growth, inflationary expectations and risk prem...
KAORU YOSANO Rapid poverty reduction requires not only high rates of economic growth but also that the benefits o...
IFZAL ALI The problem with a purely collective system is not only that it requires economic growth, and the ri...
JACQUES DELORS Farming in our rural communities is not just an economic industry, but a way of life.
SUE KELLY We all want to trust someone ,but we all think that what we see is real and the truth but if we trul...
GARY F EVANS... Money is not everything.
BEN OAK We really don't see a double dip, just slow economic growth,
JEFF IMMELT The government is maintaining full vigilance on the inflationary front and will take all measures th...
ABDULNABI MACKI We are frustrated with the broken immigration system. It doesn't match the economic reality.
JOHN GAY Economic growth will still stay strong ... but the manufacturing sector will not help.
ELNA MOOLMAN (Emmert) is a guy that is similar to Dave in a lot of ways. He's a smart, heady player. He's probabl...
JACK JOHNSON Obama and the Democrats' preposterous argument is that we are just one more big tax increase awa...
BOB BEAUPREZ The land reform program has been a disaster. It was a necessary process -- we needed to redistribute...
BRIAN NKAROGO For every challenge we face - unemployment, poverty, crime, income growth, income inequality, produc...
BRUCE RAUNER It's very hard to gauge. Those are signs of intention. But they are not signs that this person is ac...
HELEN FISHER That's where the most economic growth is occurring.
ALEX MOTOLA There is a reasonably strong case for economic growth in Europe.
JAMES MCCORMICK Fiscal decentralisation does not lead to higher economic growth because economic growth is much more...
LARS FELD Oil is definitely a factor, ... People are concerned about its impact not just on growth here, but o...
ANN HURLEY Life is a school of probability.
WALTER BAGEHOT This life is a process of learning.
LAURYN HILL Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Everybody in life is a chameleon.
MELANIE CHISHOLM His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ...
TAMMARA WEBBER Life is a grand party.
EZRA MILLER She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.
MENANDER I think tolerating a certain degree of failure-not because it's good for you but because it's a nece...
HOWARD GARDNER To be forced to stake our economic future on accounting maneuvers and inflated growth estimates is a...
A. BUSH Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.
WILLIAM M. THACKERAY I think evolutionary theory is compatible with faith,
JEFFREY SCHLOSS Having Dave in the lineup is huge. Not only is he a great player but he makes the other guys in the ...
GLEN GARDNER Although it's the second largest country in the world, our useful area has been reduced. Our imm...
DAVID SUZUKI Yorkshire folk are not fools: talk about devolving power to cities and regions, while simultaneously...
JO COX This is obviously a continuation of what we've been seeing, which is strong economic growth and infl...
MICHAEL DARDA The market is being driven by a pickup in economic growth expectations,
BEN FUNNELL Dave is a really smart guy. [But] this was not a good thing for him to do.
BRIAN RUST Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. The Republican promise is for policies that create economic growth. Republicans believe lower taxes,...
RAND PAUL Mobile is the perfect example of what is enabling economic growth in the technology sector.
MAX LEVCHIN

More Dave Reichert

Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT I came to Congress to help reduce spending.
DAVE REICHERT It does not make sense that we are allowing known potential weapons, not unlike those the 9-11 hijac...
DAVE REICHERT It's basic due diligence to make sure that whenever a foreign entity acquires a controlling inte...
DAVE REICHERT One in seven Americans, including more than 8 million children, does not have even basic healthcare ...
DAVE REICHERT Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.
DAVE REICHERT The men and women who make up a plane's crew put their lives in jeopardy each time they fly. It&...
DAVE REICHERT Today, we realize there are those actively seeking to harm us, to destroy our infrastructure and tak...
DAVE REICHERT We must make every effort to neutralize this threat peacefully, but be ever mindful of the growing d...
DAVE REICHERT While port security remains one of our single greatest vulnerabilities, it makes little sense to giv...
DAVE REICHERT While some sit on the sidelines and fail to offer any practical solutions to address high gas prices...
DAVE REICHERT Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us.
DAVE REICHERT Increased and better screening for explosives is necessary - and Congress should fund it and TSA sho...
DAVE REICHERT In Washington State, the immigrant population has grown by 42 percent in the five years between 2000...
DAVE REICHERT I believe that everyone can appreciate the right of a family to grieve the loss of a loved one in pe...
DAVE REICHERT I have faith the men and women of the Coast Guard will immediately rise to the challenge and see the...
DAVE REICHERT As a former cop, I respect and appreciate those who've dedicated their lives to serving others a...
DAVE REICHERT In fact, street gangs are the primary distributor of illegal drugs in the United States.
DAVE REICHERT I believe that the freedom of speech should be protected, but so should a family's right to priv...
DAVE REICHERT Congress has an obligation to protect our country's natural beauty, embodied in our nation's...
DAVE REICHERT Going forward, as we work to strengthen our border in the interests of homeland security, we must al...
DAVE REICHERT It is vitally important that we implement immigration reform. We need a bill that strengthens our bo...
DAVE REICHERT There's a lot of good will out there. I just want people to know I notice it and I appreciate it.
ANGELA REICHERT He's such a nice boy. Having him around makes things so much easier to deal with. When you've had a ...
ANGELA REICHERT It's hardest at night. The nights are the time when I guess your mind wanders the most.
ANGELA REICHERT He thrives in this type of meet. He's more than capable of doing it.
TODD REICHERT The Garage Canada Fund enables us to tap a very strong wellspring of innovation and talent in Canada...
BILL REICHERT We're very excited about this new venture. This is the realization of a vision Tom and Louis brought...
BILL REICHERT We thought the game was over at halftime, but we came out flat in the third quarter. Our defense was...
ERIC REICHERT I don't know if we can call it home yet. This is only the second game I've coached in this gym.
ERIC REICHERT We liked to put a great deal of pressure on the ball. When they feel that pressure, they'll penetrat...
ERIC REICHERT They answered every time. This game was lost on a lack of defense. I could tell right away we didn't...
ERIC REICHERT “We divide it (wrestling) into two seasons and we take both seriously from the get-go.
LEE REICHERT He just wasn't the same.
LEE REICHERT I told him, 'You got to go in and get it fixed, because it's not lasting the entire season.
LEE REICHERT He had been wrestling a little bit during the summer and strained the knee. The first day of practic...
LEE REICHERT They want people to understand what cancer does to a child, and the family. This is a very personal ...
JULIA REICHERT The (TV) critics asked a lot about boundaries. They wanted to know what we filmed and what we wouldn...
JULIA REICHERT We showed just a brief sample of the film, a trailer really. But the critics could watch the film in...
JULIA REICHERT I would rather have a first-class manager running a second-rate business than a second-rate manager ...
JACK E. REICHERT It's easy to judge only on the superficial. It takes a lot more time and work to truly understand.
MICKEY ZUCKER REICHERT The cocktails were fizzy and pink toward the top, then became a dark red at the bottom of the glass....
AMY E. REICHERT Do not hide who you are. These are a nurturer's hands. Cooking is hard and sometimes painful work, b...
AMY E. REICHERT Luella had been Lou's favorite grandma. Some grandmas took their grandchildren to parks, or bought t...
AMY E. REICHERT His smile reminded her of Bruce, the friendly shark from Finding Nemo- he'd be your friend until he ...
AMY E. REICHERT While Lou loved the raucous music, loud voices, and chaotic movement of a dinner rush, the calm of p...
AMY E. REICHERT Anything good on the trucks?"
"Some beautiful lake salmon, fresh asparagus, and new potatoes."<...
AMY E. REICHERT She slapped a few slices of bacon on the heated griddle. Sizzling started immediately and the scent ...
AMY E. REICHERT Lou's arteries congealed as she recalled the pounds of butter that went into the meal and the two pi...
AMY E. REICHERT How can you say anything other than Ratatouille is Pixar's best movie? Your a chef, for Christ's sak...
AMY E. REICHERT I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER