I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger.

Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that’s ruled by penguins and seals.

And that person must be trying to prove to IDIA…” I pause. “Something. That he’s stronger? Or that he doesn’t need them?” I rub my forehead. “It sounded much more cohesive and brilliant in the shower.

It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.

Remember your grandpa’s saying: kill them with kindness.