I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won.