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I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".


Celia Rivenbark

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Why not a bumper s...
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GEORGE F. WILL See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
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