I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

They tell me they have to watch out for [Joe] DiMaggio,

Either he's got a lot of nuns praying for him at St. Joseph's or he's got Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle looking down on him and giving him a great day.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

No one hit home runs the way Babe did. They were something special. They were like homing pigeons. The ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.