I'm so proud of Kathleen and the way she played. She really played well.


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She started going after it in the fourth quarter. She played really well.
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JARED DICKEY
She played well. They all played very well.
FRANK PAGLIUCA
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ERIN PREDIGER
She played very well. She took up the challenge and competed well.
ALLISON KEELEY
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RUSS TAYLOR
I'm really proud that I won this. I played a great player in the finals. She fought really hard.
JARRET FISHER
The C team played very well and the moved a lot. I was proud of the way they played.
COACH LORI BELL
She played well, but I think the team as a whole played well.
WILLIE MARYLAND
She started really well. No matter how well I played in the first set, I think she would have won it...
KIM CLIJSTERS
I'm really happy with the way Karyn played. She really stepped it up offensively.
DARCI LEWIS
Julia played really well. She really lifted us in the first half. She's very athletic.
ANDY JADOS
I am really proud of the way that Courtney played today. She really put the team on her back in the ...
TRICIA CULLOP
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BILLY PEEK
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GEOFF CARLSTON
I'm really proud of the way we played all year. We played as a team and never gave up.
DON NEISE
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ASHLEY BROWN
I was surprised. I expected Ena to get it. She played really well.
JENNIFER HENSON
Missy played really well. She was real consistent and it was fun to play her.
LARA NIXON
She played the prima ballerina very well.
TOM JULIAN
She's pretty good. She played the summer with us and she did pretty well.
CLAIRE MILLER
She rebounds, she steals the ball, sets up the assists. She's our bread and butter and has really pl...
VAL ANAE
Those free throws really sealed it. She came off the bench and played very well for us.
DAVID HEARD
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GREGG ZENEROVITZ
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AMY SILVERMAN
Sam just wanted the ball at the end of the game, in the second and I thought she played really well.
BRUCE MARTHALLER
She hadn't played a game in three years. She threw very well.
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ROBERT LOGAN
She really played her best ball game of the year.
DAN DERSAM
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DEREK MAZEITIS
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MONICA WRIGHT
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NATHALIE DECHY
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GAIL PATTON
She played very well. She was sending balls to our forwards all night long.
MATT PFAU
The girls played so hard. I really couldn't be more proud of them.
DAVE HOLLMAN
(Wilson) was dominant tonight. She played very well and very hard.
BOBBI VANDENBERG
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GRAN ROE
I thought she did a great job. She really played great defense tonight.
GINA NOLAN
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JEFF JUDKINS
I've faced her. She is a solid goaltender. I think she played pretty well tonight.
KRISSY WENDELL
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FRAN MCDEVITT
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BRAD ULLAND
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DONALD CLARK
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PAUL MARQUIS
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JAMES DICKEY
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ELLIE RADKE
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AMELIE MAURESMO
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GUY CALLIPARI
Taylor proved tonight she deserves to play. She played too well not to have her on the court.
COLLEEN WELLS
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CAROL ROSS
I'm real proud of the way the kids played.
JEFF SHAW
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LAURIE CARTER
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SANIA MIRZA
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NATHALIE DECHY
I didn't feel like I was in control and I couldn't play well. She took advantage of the important mo...
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LENNY GLASSTETTER
She played the best game she's played all year.
JEFF TARKOWSKI
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CLINT WALLMAN
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BOB BOLDON
Gina's opponent played really well. It wasn't really a case of Gina playing any worse; it was just t...
LESLEY SHEEHAN
After that fourth game, she got stronger and she just played really well and I had too many unforced...
ELENA LIKHOVTSEVA
She knows as well as anyone that pity, having played, soon tires.
EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON
She had three or four steals and played a really solid game inside.
BILL BUTHORN
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JENNIFER ROCKWOOD
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MARK MAY
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JEFF CHRISTIAN
That was big for us. She played real well down the stretch for us.
EARNEST WILLHITE
The kids played really well and played incredibly hard tonight.
ROGER WALTERS
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ANNIKA SORENSTAM
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CATHY NIXON
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CAM NEELY
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LAO SHE
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STEVE WAMMER
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She played very good. She stepped up and made things happen.
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I knew right when she shot it that it was going in. She played so awesome tonight.
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS