I'm probably the oldest 38-year-old I know - sort of a grumpy old man.

Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode.

That's the thing about suicide. Try as you might to remember how a person lived his life, you always end up thinking about how he ended it.

I lose my wallet all the time, and I break my phone all the time.

There are some people who are Burger King people, and there are some people who are McDonald's people.

I've never been a Burger King person. I'm a total McDonald's person.