I’m pretty sure the past is only good for one thing and that’s getting a person where they are at the present.

I don't know if a person comes in here and says 'Wow. Look at that sidewalk,' but at the end of the day, it is about the people. And that is what's going to define what their experience is. I'm confident that we as Detroiters can make a great impression.

I don't know if a person comes in here and says 'Wow. Look at that sidewalk,' but at the end of the day, it is about the people. And that is what's going to define what their experience is.

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.

And tell me, Perseus Jackson"--I flinched when he said my real name, which I never told anybody--"what will people think of your 'science' two thousand years from now?" Mr. D continued. "Hmm? They will call it primitive mumbo jumbo. That's what. Oh, I love mortals--they have absolutely no sense of perspective. They think they've come so-o-o far.

When we were working on Jackass and I'd be traveling in the same bus, car, or van with Johnny Knoxville on road trips, he'd sometimes stick sedative pills in my food in the hope that they'd shut me up so he could enjoy some peace and quiet. Never once did it work. Each time, I think he was truly amazed at the doses of downers that failed to quiet me down.