I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?