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I'm not sure what the gay scene's like in Fallujah, but no doubt the Shia were railroading through [Iraqi] constitutional prohibitions on same-sex partner benefits for gay imams, too.


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MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK