I'm not having any illusions that it will be a piece of cake.
Fran Wallis
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Damning taxes is a piece of cake. It's defending them that's hard.
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Life is much like a piece of cake,
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DADA BHAGWAN Not at all. Not one piece of me would have said that at any level.
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FRAN WALLIS I wanted to try to have something to feel happy about again.
FRAN WALLIS I feel like a kid. I just love the feeling and the freedom. It's like flying, and flying has been a ...
FRAN WALLIS Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence.
FRAN I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me they are more fascina...
WALLIS SIMPSON PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' bea...
WALLIS SIMPSON I am so anxious for you not to abdicate and I think the fact that you do is going to put me in the w...
WALLIS SIMPSON I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave.
WALLIS SIMPSON I look a hundred and weigh 110 - you won't love me when you see the wreck England has made me.
WALLIS SIMPSON A woman's life can really be a succession of lives, each revolving around some emotionally compe...
WALLIS SIMPSON Never explain, never complain.
WALLIS SIMPSON You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance.
WALLIS SIMPSON I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers.
WALLIS SIMPSON For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat.
WALLIS SIMPSON Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting.
WALLIS SIMPSON You can never be too rich or too thin.
WALLIS SIMPSON When I need to cry, I think of very sad things, mostly about animals.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I work with my acting coach to help me get into character and do pronunciation drills and tongue twi...
QUVENZHANE WALLIS It's kind of good to do things while you're young.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I want to just be what kids believe in.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I love all the Pixar movies, and I like 'Happy Feet Two.' 'Cause it has a lot of babies.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I'm not gonna name names, but sometimes when reporters are talking, it gets a little boring beca...
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I loved experiencing city life in New York.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I would read all day if I could.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS It was really fun working with Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz on set.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS My favorite actor is - I can't believe I'm saying this - is Meagan Good. I've met her in...
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QUVENZHANE WALLIS I get to meet different directors and different people.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I love penguins.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I envision the script as a story in my mind, memorize the entire thing and have it play out. It help...
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I feel like I'm five sometimes because I still enjoy myself. I enjoy what I do.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I want to meet everybody on 'Disney Channel' and 'Disney XD' that are alive.
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QUVENZHANE WALLIS I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from...
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I just keep doing what I'm doing and don't ever give up.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS Don't listen to what other people say about you negatively!
QUVENZHANE WALLIS As soon as I get home, all I want to eat is seafood.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS Nothing else matters except that I have fun, and I'm still having fun.
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QUVENZHANE WALLIS If I have to be fierce, I'll be fierce.
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Sometimes it takes a natural disaster to reveal a social disaster.
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A billion dollars every week for Iraq, $87 billion for Iraq. We can't get $5 billion for childca...
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I met the president when he was president-elect at a meeting in Austin. He spoke of his faith. He sp...
JIM WALLIS
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God's Politics: Why the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn't Get It .
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They are babies in waiting, life on ice.
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Pat Robertson is an embarrassment to the church and a danger to American politics, ... It's time for...
JIM WALLIS
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Hope unbelieved is always considered nonsense. But hope believed is history in the process of being ...
JIM WALLIS
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We could put parking in the front yard and cut down some of the beautiful oak trees out there. I'd r...
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JIM WALLIS
We are prophetic interrogators. Why are so many people hungry? Why are so many people and families i...
JIM WALLIS
No, we are not the master of the state, said King. We are not the servant of the state. We are the c...
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TRUDY WALLIS
You can't be evangelical and associate yourself with Jesus and what he says about the poor and j...
JIM WALLIS
So when the only domestic social policy is tax cuts that mostly benefit the wealthiest Americans, we...
JIM WALLIS
The great thing about social movements is everybody gets to be a part of them.
JIM WALLIS
I don't think we should discriminate against an organization or congregation because they're...
JIM WALLIS I like to think that I represent myself as a strong woman, so to work with other strong women I find...
ANNABELLE WALLIS
Martin Luther King Jr. really understood the role of the churches when he said, 'The church is n...
JIM WALLIS It is doubtful that the government knows much more than the public does about how government Economi...
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ASHLEY D. WALLIS Convictions in a politician are an infirmity, and may prove a very serious injury.
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EDWARD WALLIS HOCH He was uncertain as to the source of the income.
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FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you wait for the right time or the good times to start a business, you wait all your life.
FRAN TARKENTON Well, my favorite color I guess I would say yellow.
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Television isn't my career. Business is.
FRAN TARKENTON
What's so wonderful about football and business and show business is that every time I start thi...
FRAN TARKENTON
You know, quarterbacks, I think greatness in quarterbacks is taking what you've got, whether it&...
FRAN TARKENTON
Quarterbacks need to make their team better. If it's a bad team, they can even make a bad team b...
FRAN TARKENTON
In sports, teams win and individuals don't.
FRAN TARKENTON
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FRAN TARKENTON
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FRAN TARKENTON
The pro athlete is a sad tale. He signs a big contract and thinks he's set for life. I didn'...
FRAN TARKENTON
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FRAN TARKENTON
Ignoring facts does not make them go away.
FRAN TARKENTON
Great quarterbacks, good quarterbacks, make plays.
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts realit...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
You're only as good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZ There are actors who aren't on the cover of magazines but still decide what work they want and w...
FRAN KRANZ As a professional actor, I don't have much choice about what I've gotten into. I tend to be ...
FRAN KRANZ I wanted to be an actor from a young age, but actually becoming one and seen the ugly side of the wo...
FRAN KRANZ I know that I've played a lot of comedic roles. It's a visual medium. When you get one role,...
FRAN KRANZ It's a rare thing when you read a role and have this immediate ownership over it, you have this ...
FRAN KRANZ When I was a kid, I would make these incredibly bloody movies in my back yard. I was constantly maki...
FRAN KRANZ That's what I love about acting, is playing different roles. I want to work for the character, a...
FRAN KRANZ Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really pu...
FRAN KRANZ I'm not the biggest comic book fan.
FRAN KRANZ I mean, horror films in general put humans in these awful supernatural or horrible situations, but &...
FRAN KRANZ Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour.
FRAN DRESCHER I'm very involved in the writing on every level.
FRAN DRESCHER Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that.
FRAN DRESCHER I have very eclectic taste in music, but when it comes to going to concerts, I like going to rock co...
FRAN DRESCHER Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover.
FRAN DRESCHER I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my all...
FRAN DRESCHER Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight.
FRAN DRESCHER I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.
FRAN DRESCHER My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white.
FRAN DRESCHER I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point ...
FRAN DRESCHER It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood growing up in Queens.
FRAN DRESCHER I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I coul...
FRAN DRESCHER Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events...
FRAN DRESCHER You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing, and talking about it is really he...
FRAN DRESCHER I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing.
FRAN DRESCHER I like to cook, walk on the beach, go to concerts and look at fine art.
FRAN DRESCHER Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
FRAN DRESCHER If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path.
FRAN DRESCHER I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home.
FRAN DRESCHER Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.
FRAN DRESCHER I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a shopping mall anymore.
FRAN DRESCHER If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way.
FRAN DRESCHER And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
FRAN DRESCHER
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Success, in my view, is the willingness to strive for something you really want. The person not reac...
FRAN TARKENTON
Think before you speak. Read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the id...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
None of us really pushes hard enough.
FRAN TARKENTON
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superf...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not ha...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.
FRAN TARKENTON
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superf...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not a...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hol...
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope fo...
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary i...
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove othe...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sand...
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Only the little people pay taxes.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can ho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merel...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jock...
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the stronge...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to ch...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he f...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointme...
FRAN LEBOWITZ The actors I respect are the real character actors, who are the real chameleon actors that completel...
FRAN KRANZ
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonde...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airpo...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic natur...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone i...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behav...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enou...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simp...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and y...
FRAN DRESCHER
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are ne...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The New York Times Bestseller 'The Amateur,' written by Ed Klein, former editor of the '...
FRAN TARKENTON