I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.

What do you do when your kid can only count to four? Buy him a drumkit and call him gifted!
- Tré Cool, Flypside, 1992

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Never run in the rain with you're socks on

Why are you angry? Are you sure, you are not hungry?

‎The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore.