I'm not going to talk about Hutton now, but I will at some stage. And I don't necessarily accept the findings of Lord Hutton.

We could do with beating Sunderland and getting Manchester United away.

We would like to be away at Old Trafford, or at Chelsea if they beat Everton.

Probably not 'War and Peace,' but probably a lot of sports clips,

Now, if that's how she reacted to the arrival of a new television set and having to learn how to use a new remote control, how is she possibly going to cope with digital switchover? Who is going to convince her and thousands of old people like her that, in the interests of greater viewing choice (choice that she has made very clear to me she doesn't want), her viewing life will be totally disrupted?

It's changing faster now than ever because of digital.