I'm not against conspiracy theories as a whole, but they have to be at least somewhat credible. I guess that now that the 'X Files' is off the air you need to have this stuff to fill the void.

The conspiracy theories have never had it better.

Why do we love the idea that people might be secretly working together to control and organise the world? Because we don't like to face the fact that our world runs on a combination of chaos, incompetence and confusion.

For the evil our government does, tinfoil hats are simply not required, and are indeed a detriment.

So, for all the conspiracy theories out there, ... ... that's not what this is about. It's a computer bug that people deal with everyday. It's just that ours was in front of millions of people.

It's a very volatile component that should come back in the fist quarter. It's a weak report, but it's not quite as God-awful as the headline numbers make it look.