I'm not a regular sports writer. You gonna let me in your pool?

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not even mentioned.

[Even other sports practicing nearby took notice. Senior Jeff Thompson, who was practicing on the nearby football field while the game was taking place, couldn't help but notice Uhas's performance.] Every time I ran off the field to get a drink, ... the crowd was cheering and his name was being announced.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride.