I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

I'm not homosexual, I'm not hetrosexual, I'm just sexual

Regarding Men: When they stop lookin', They ain't worth havin'.

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to -- to balance the family ticket.