Bill Hicks
Related Do the things that you f***ing believe in. That's what matters right now. GREEN DAY PETE ROSE Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU This is a f***ing mess," I said tactfully. JOHN ELDER ROBISON HILLARY CLINTON CHINA MIéVILLE SAMUEL BUTLER (1) THEODORE ROOSEVELT Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out... THE PETER PRINCIPLE THEODORE ROOSEVELT Life ain't like books. Books got somebody writin' 'em and tryin' to entertain ya. Life is more like ... LAURA MONCUR RICHELLE MEAD GERARD WAY CASEY STENGEL DAVE MUSTAINE DAVE MUSTAINE WILL ROGERS THEODORE ROOSEVELT I tell ya, if you want to disperse a crowd, start spittin' on 'em. KENT NICHOLS AND DOUGLAS SARINE CASEY STENGEL MITCH HEDBERG He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M... KAY JOHNSTON LYNN SWANN DOROTHY L. SAYERS DOROTHY L. SAYERS DOROTHY L. SAYERS MITCH HEDBERG You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all. JULIAN FELLOWES You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them?... JIM GAFFIGAN "You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them... JIM GAFFIGAN STEVE JOBS I've never had three freshmen starting at any time. We send 'em out there, but we can't have great e... DUNN MURAMARU How many guys do you know who can physically grab somebody by the ear, and take 'em to jail? Well, h... CHARLES HOLMES when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD I've done everything. All of it. You think it, I've done it. All the things you never dared, all the... MELVIN BURGESS MIKE DITKA Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've be... JOANNE HARRIS Those two had 39 points, 39 out of their 60 points ... how about that. That means you can't let 'em ... HARRY DEFRANK WILLIAM FAULKNER I can't tell you how short a period it seems like -- 32 years -- to 1967. And now I'm up here gettin... GLEN CAMPBELL ZENDAYA How'd you know that would help, Grandma?JENNIFER LEBLANC How'd you know that would help, Grandma?JENNIFER LEBLANC DR. SEUSS feel that staying human is worth while, even when it can't have any result whate... GEORGE ORWELL EMINEM KATY EVANS I had friends at school, but I was never part of a gang and I dreamed of that sense of belonging to ... EMILY MORTIMER I found out right off the bat that those guys are f------ crazy, and they will kill you. I was pract... BENJAMIN MCKENZIE BRENé BROWN The girls were just going after it for bragging rights, just to give them one loss. Any time a team'... KAREN GARMON You kill 'em, we grill 'em! BART SIMPSON Obviously you can't know what the administration is thinking. But we have raised the awareness on ca... CODY FARRENS is ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're thr... HAL ROACH LEIGH BARDUGO TERRY PRATCHETT JOHN CENA Bring it now. I'm ready. Like I said, I can run with all those guys. You can bring them in Week 1 or... MIKE ADAMS MAGGIE STIEFVATER HARRY S TRUMAN If you can get the 10 other guys in the huddle to raise their game and play at a higher level, then ... JOSH HEUPEL TERRY PRATCHETT The extra weight that those guys have, that doesn't help 'em. In my opinion, it just doesn't. JEFF JAGODZINSKI Today, I demand that a film express either the joy of making cinema or the agony of mak... FRANçOIS TRUFFAUT DR. SEUSS You realize that you can't win 'em all. You try to win 'em all; you get frustrated, but ... JON BEASON HARRY S TRUMAN But don't go in and say I can do the job without raising taxes and then raise them once you are in. ALLEN SALE Do you want a song of glory? Well, I'm f---ing screaming at you, ... It's our time to shine through ... BERT MCCRACKEN Raise your love, raise it high. Don't let the world and its circumstances make you hate. NURUDEEN USHAWU HARVEY MILK RAY CHARLES Feminine Education is in place today. Write down or type out the alphabets A to F
{A B C D E F} on t... APURVA GAGLANI KIRAN DESAI DOLLY PARTON DOLLY PARTON ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT THEODORE ROOSEVELT THEODORE ROOSEVELT MOTHER JONES On offense, we were sloppy a little bit... couldn't take care of the ball, and had some penalties. Y... BILL PARCELLS Once you object to alcohol and gambling, then you can raise questions about the violence in Rap musi... JOEL ISAACSON I like 'em too much. And you put so much time in. Now it's about 40 hours for every one you find. KYLE FREEMAN THOMAS FULLER THOMAS FULLER LAUREN OLIVER If you voted for a man who said "Grab em by the pussy," you have zero room to claim to protect anyon... DASHANNE STOKES SHANNON L. ALDER You sure know how to pick 'em, huh? TIM CLOUGHERTY TRE COOL ROBERT PENN WARREN So Chuck and I looked at that and we hacked on em for a while, and eventually we ripped the stuff ou... BILL JOY BOBBY BOWDEN JANE SMILEY
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Sparky Anderson taught me this a long time ago: 'There's three ways you can treat a person. ... 
Where's the goddamn f***ing flag? I want the goddamn f***ing flag up every f***ing morning at f***in... 
Oh, bullshit. This isn't one of those stories, Avice. One moment of cack-handedness, Captain Cook of... 
He could raise scruples dark and nice,
And after solve 'em in a trice;
As if Divinity had catc... 
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out ... 
Same plan," agreed Dimitri. "You go to the house. You look less threatening."
Im okay Im okay now.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. 
People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k ... 
People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush
you know what? Shut the f**k u... 
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa... 
When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and f... 
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. 
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supp... 
Well, if the Supreme Court overturned it, then, they've basically overturned it. They've basically s... 
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave '... 
Books . . . are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and lea... 
Books... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave ... 
Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus... 
You've got to have a Pittsburgh guy, ... You don't need any more California guys here, gang. You don... 
You tell 'em, big boy; treat 'em rough. 
It's important to raise your voice in things you feel passionate about and things that you know ... 
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. 
If you can feel that staying human is worth while, even when it can't have any result whate... 
But what's this sh*t you said about you like to cut your wrists too?I say that shit just clowning do... 
Why’d you want to have sex with me? To have a f*cking adventure? What was I supposed to be? Your o... 
Midlife: when the Universe grabs your shoulders and tells you “I’m not f-ing around, use the gif... 
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is... 
I missed you every hour. And you know what the worst part was? It caught me completely by surprise. ... 
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the o... 
When you look back at your body of work, no matter what your career path, by the time you hang '... 
You are being self-pitying."
Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr... 
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time... 
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But then, how could you have any self-respect knowing that you didn't believe in anything exactly? H... 
I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ... 
I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ... 
I am sorrowful. I am sorrowful that I happened to be born into a world where being disgusted with yo... 
I have never had a vote, and I have raised hell all over this country. You don’t need a vote to ra... 
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr... 
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ... 
(I)f you do not believe that hearts can bloom suddenly bigger, and that love can open like a flower ... 
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 
Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em... 
If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em. 
I was depressed, but that was a side issue. This was more like closing up shop, or, say, having a bi... 
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'... 
The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's th... 
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilit... 
I don't dictate the solos and I don't dictate the vocal harmonies. 
I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself. 
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There is much of economic theory which is pursued for no better reason than its intellectual attract... 