I'm never going to leave the stage. I love the instant, immediate reaction. It's my home.

That's one thing I pride myself on, that I'm Asian. All I really know is my Asian heritage.

That's my man right there. He really took my comedy to the next level. I think it was a sense of urgency ... now I gotta feed this kid, I gotta buy him clothes!

This is my 11th year (doing comedy). That's the whole thing -- if you wait 10 years, pay your dues and do your time, it'll come.

Man, I don't know how it was for other comics, but that one appearance has changed my life. Everyone knows 'The Tonight Show,' no matter young or old. You don't have to beg anyone to watch ... they just turn it on.

Their issue is separation. The father works in Kansas City, and the mother is home looking after the triplets. They need a more consistent and actual routine in their lives. The children have aggressive behavior and no discipline.