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Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
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PETER GOULD
I'm learning every day.
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I jump for joy every day. My body pulses with joy, and my vibration soars. I feel amazing.
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With their combined knowledge, it's just incredible . . . I'm learning something new every day,
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Every day is Christmas. Everyday Christ embrace us with His love, peace and joy.
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I'm sure they would have been key for us. They are both learning every day by watching and that's a ...
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Joy does not simply happen to us. We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day.
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I grow old learning something new every day.
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Person should learn something new every day; consider it a waste of the day, the day goes without le...
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Whatever Josh allegedly did, I'm very shocked because Josh is a good kid. Since he's been with us, o...
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Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
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No, it didn't hit him. [But] that pitch was more in and less up than the pitch to Duffy.
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A good director has to be a captain - he has to work with a lot of people every day.
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It's really a fine art now. Every day I discover something new. I'm still learning.
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EUGINIA HERLIHY
Every day I went to work at Tampa, I gave it my all.
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He's in excruciating pain every day, and he chooses to go to work every day.
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Since the people eats every day, it should be allowed to work every day
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
It was a great learning experience to work with James Stewart.
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I know who's the boss, and (Josh) is. I come to work and do my thing.
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My goal has been to come out and work hard every day, earn the starting role and keep it.
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By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
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I have a heart with room for every joy.
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To live every day as if it had been stolen from death, that is how I would like to live. To feel the...
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The first day i kissed him my body had never been so happy. I think my vagina cried with joy.
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Every time you experiment with something, every time you've tried something, you can cross that off....
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Josh and Nathan both got better as the day went on.
DARIN DOLLEMORE
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD
Hes doing better than what we thought.
JAMIE KING
Much work still needs to be done but nothing can take away from this victory, ... day of joy.
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I came from the South with a mother who was hard working, so I love going to work every day.
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There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, / The few, whom genius gave to shine / Through every un...
THOMAS GRAY
I am working and improving every day, and I am happy with my work.
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The past four years have been filled with joy, sadness and hard work. Sometime we wanted to quit and...
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I am still a very optimistic person. I continue to do work with joy.
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How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?
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We live from day to day and get as much joy out of experiencing as we can.
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Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
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KEITH ARNOLD
Oh! blame not the bard.
THOMAS MOORE
Oh! blame not the bard.
THOMAS MORE
I have an office in Argentina, I go there every day, so I work.
GABRIELA SABATINI
It is good to be imperfect so that we retain our joy to work hard to rise to perfection!
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Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ...
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i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
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JOSH BILLINGS
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en...
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
JOSH BILLINGS
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ...
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The less we know the more we suspect.
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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in...
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ...
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The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
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Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB
If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG
Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB
Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB
The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS
I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL
The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR
After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR
Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
JOSH PAIS