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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.


Elayne Boosler

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ELAYNE BOOSLER Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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ELAYNE BOOSLER When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole differen...
ELAYNE BOOSLER My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men wou...
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ELAYNE BOOSLER One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
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ELAYNE BOOSLER The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
ELAYNE BOOSLER Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
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DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If I didn't know you I would say I don't know you.
JAIME CABRERA You use your real voice with those you love, and you cannot be phony with those who know you well.
FREDERICK BUECHNER It’s something I never knew about her. How bizarre that you can know your entire life, see their m...
KELSEY SUTTON To know the hurt of what losing a loved one brings. Well put it this way time does not heal, you lea...
GARY F EVANS... I get it now, our body is made up of cells and cells are meant to keep something from leaving. Which...
ANDONI GARCIA Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...
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ELIZABETH GOUDGE Odd, she thought, how intensely you knew a person, or thought you did, when you were in love - soake...
ANITA SHREVE It was not so much that he was shut out, but that she was trapped inside.
KRISTEN HEITZMANN My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot im a phenominon i had to interpose
NOBLE DA GENIUS The 65 trapped people remain inside the mine.
HUMBERTO MOREIRA Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
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ANA GASTEYER Hunger.
It's like an animal trapped inside you, Thomas thought.
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All dressed in white
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'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh...
A.A. MILNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
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STEVEN HERRICK Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Who knew that the path to a womans heart was through the soul of an honest man?
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MICHAEL JORDAN I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
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