I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Oh, he's such a miserable crud. I love him. I really do.

Our Ewing family dining room scenes would take forever, and Patrick (Duffy) and I would invariably get into a food fight. Barbara would yell, 'Stop it! I can't stand it!' But she liked it, too.

I guess it was but I think peoples morality has changed. It's gotten more liberal and more diverse and even in a sense much more fundamental, you take the fundamental religious right in this country, its got to go back about 50 years.

When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town.