I'm going to say this because I know my fans like my brutal honesty. Every year, all the competitors go out to the bar and try to get me drunk so I can't run the next day. It didn't work this time.


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He put us in a bad spot.
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It's a routine thing they do to break you. It chills free speech. Your hands are tied now.
AINSLEY STEWART
I would not advocate going back on strike.
AINSLEY STEWART
Members beat him up from all sides, left, right and center. I've never seen anything like it. By the...
AINSLEY STEWART
I went over before the British Open and played Valderrama thinking that I might make the team, might...
PAYNE STEWART
For the first five years of my life, I grew up in a log cabin in coastal British Columbia in a very ...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD
I was born in a little town called Lund in British Columbia. It's like a fishing village. My par...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD
Likewise, with solar, especially here in California, we're discovering that the 80 solar farm sc...
STEWART BRAND
I am not a rock star or a movie star; I'm a businessperson. I definitely know who my friends are...
MARTHA STEWART
Everyone seems to have this awareness of Charlie Chaplin because he was a really good businessman wh...
FRENCH STEWART
You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.
ROD STEWART
We mislead ourselves when we pretend we can make someone into an effective manager by putting them t...
MATTHEW STEWART
This is the most important case I have ever tried.
AL STEWART
You reach out your hand, but you're all alone, in those time passages.
AL STEWART
Whoever you pretend to be, you must face yourself eventually.
AL STEWART
Look to the past and remember no empire rises that sooner or later won't fall.
AL STEWART
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress, running like a water color in the rain.
AL STEWART
She doesn't give you time for questions as she locks up your arms in hers. And you follow till your ...
AL STEWART
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
AL STEWART
We measure our days out in steps of uncertainty not turning to see how far we've come. And peer down...
AL STEWART
Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me.
AL STEWART
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on se...
KRISTEN STEWART
Nuclear energy people perceive the greenhouse effect as a fresh wind blowing at their back.
STEWART UDALL
The best way of forgetting how you think you feel is to concentrate on what you know you know.
MARY STEWART
I wish I knew what I know now before.
ROD STEWART
When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
STEWART UDALL
The mills of God work like lightning compared with the law.
MARY STEWART
I think what I do is borderline art. Most people who do borderline art have to have other jobs, so I...
STEWART LEE
It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what...
JON STEWART
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
ROD STEWART
Bloggers create kind of a popularity. But they are not the experts, and we have to understand that.
MARTHA STEWART
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians ca...
JON STEWART
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
JON STEWART
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't...
IAN STEWART
Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners.
JIMMY STEWART
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, b...
JON STEWART
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in abo...
JON STEWART
You can tempt me, desert me, or cause me great pain; you can create a dark world that my cause me to...
CHRIS STEWART
There are few men more superstitious than soldiers. They are, after all, the men who live closest to...
MARY STEWART
It is harder to kill a whisper than even a shouted calumny.
MARY STEWART
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road...
STEWART BRAND
When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND
If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little.
JIMMY STEWART
Remember you are just an extra in everyone else's play.
STEWART EMERY
You can't put equipment on your gravestone. * Ian Stewart's father about the risks he was taking.
MR STEWART
Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and...
JON STEWART
Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.'
JON STEWART
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand g...
JON STEWART
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the b...
JON STEWART
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's inter...
JON STEWART
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-b...
JON STEWART
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunishe...
JON STEWART