I'm glad our offer of privatization as an option for all 4-year state-supported colleges and universities in South Carolina has stirred the pot a bit.
Mark Sanford
Related
Not by any effort of his own, it looks like Mark Sanford finally has a good economic development tea...
JOE ERWIN Mark Sanford is playing political games while South Carolinians suffer. The governor panders to poli...
JOE ERWIN We have a research triangle park in South Carolina. We have three major research universities, that ...
FRANK HEFNER We've developed quite a bit in the state of South Dakota in the last year or so. South Dakota has be...
RYAN HORN I see that as a strong asset. Also, he has strong ties to the state of South Carolina, and that shou...
TOMMY BOWDEN
I traveled through South Carolina with Mark Sanford in 2000 when I covered the McCain campaign. He s...
TUCKER CARLSON
The University of South Carolina has always played a role in my life and the intellectual life of So...
PAT CONROY It's very common for the governments to send people checks after disasters and three years of Mark S...
ROD SHEALY The policy was a process that has been set by the state board to prevent a land-grab movement. This ...
FRANK ZANG It is my hope that as South Carolina senators, that we will stand up for what is best and good about...
CLEMENTA C. PINCKNEY
After Big Media, U.S. colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of the values of red-state A...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY My ninth-grade year, one of my goals was before I left here I wanted to win a state championship. As...
JOY CHEEK It is with a great sense of appreciation that we designed The Colonial Center with our basketball fa...
MIKE MCGEE Nothing short of a revolution will stop what has become a crisis of conscience and integrity for col...
GORDON GEE
South Carolina, as a matter of compromise, displays the Confederate flag on a flagpole in front of t...
JOHN EDWARDS Declining overseas admissions costs us not only much needed revenues for colleges and universities, ...
RICHARD LUGAR The well-being for this area was dependent upon tobacco especially in the Pee Dee and in the state o...
JAMES ARMSTRONG Sanford's boasting over 'the state of the economy' neglects the facts that South Carolina has the se...
LACHLAN MCINTOSH During the Sanford administration, economic development has come to a virtual standstill, public job...
OSCAR LOVELACE It's good news for South Carolina parents and for South Carolina tourism.
CHARLIE CLARK Why not use South Carolina as a laboratory for the changes in health care? We have all the elements.
BOBBY HITT Historically Black Colleges and Universities, or HBCUs, have played an important role in enriching t...
RIC KELLER The Upstate of South Carolina has an excellent engineering resource base that will allow us to conti...
JAY ALEXANDER
It makes too much sense for our cities to market themselves as one to the rest of the country. Think...
BILL WILSON We knew they (South Carolina State) were smaller. We wanted to get the ball inside and take advantag...
DEBRA CLARK All of the surrounding states have gotten it together. South Carolina has not.
CAROLINE SEIGLER This is a tremendous project for Orangeburg County and the state of South Carolina. This is part of ...
GREGG ROBINSON
Boeing started a new line for their 787 Dreamliner, creating 1,000 new jobs in South Carolina, givin...
NIKKI HALEY We are going to be able to offer our students the option of an alternative high school, or a communi...
KIP GREENHILL That's what eventually pushed North Carolina over the divide. It gave Governor Easley an argument: W...
FERRELL GUILLORY Our state's citizens ought not to be in competition for seats in our colleges and universities with ...
ASSEMBLYMAN CHRISTOPHER CONNORS America has a strategic interest in continuing to welcome international students at our colleges, un...
NORM COLEMAN South Carolina, for whatever reasons, has always been a middling school,
MIKE MCGEE Typically, historical black colleges and universities like Delaware State, attracted students who we...
MICHAEL N. CASTLE With the universities opening, the demand for student cars is massive. Buyers are looking for model ...
DARRYL JACOBSON We view the decision as one of absolute vindication of what our clients have been saying for the las...
CARL EPPS
Our goal has been to more effectively promote the value of publicly-supported research at our univer...
CHARLES VEST
South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum.
JAMES L. PETIGRU
With his passing, South Carolina has lost one of her most noble statesmen. He served his state and n...
LINDSEY GRAHAM
We developed this rule in consultation with representatives of our colleges and universities and we ...
JOHN ASHCROFT America has a strategic interest in continuing to welcome international students at our colleges, un...
NORM COLEMAN
Like other universities do, Liberty hosts a number of events for outside organizations, businesses, ...
JERRY FALWELL, JR.
On matters of race, South Carolina has a tough history. We all know that. Many of us have seen it in...
NIKKI HALEY I was really happy for Adrian, especially after the game he had at South Carolina (no points, two tu...
BILLY DONOVAN
If our colleges and universities do not breed men who riot, who rebel, who attack life with all the ...
WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE
With five people covering the entire state of South Carolina, we're not going to be able to check th...
CHARLES KNIGHT
Many of you may remember that I supported Mike Huckabee for president in 2008. He was doing great, b...
CHUCK NORRIS One of the main reasons for the lottery scholarships was an attempt to stem the tide of many of the ...
RUSS MCKINNEY I really enjoy what I'm doing. Mark Sanford has done a lot to bring change to state government. I've...
CHAD PROSSER
Our most widely known scholars have been trained in universities outside of the South.
CARTER G. WOODSON They have a lot of colleges and universities (in Michigan), ... but they don't have a lot of jobs.
CLAIRE ELLIS
Almost forty-five years after my parents first became Americans, I stand before you and them tonight...
NIKKI HALEY The Upstate of South Carolina offers a great opportunity for Food Lion LLC and carries out our state...
CATHY GREEN We had hoped the settlement would come a little closer to our last best offer. All in all, we're gla...
KATE SHAW
As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was an active promoter of increased resource extraction in La...
GREG GRANDIN I look at that as a strong asset. He was a big reason South Carolina State had a very successful sea...
TOMMY BOWDEN
If we expect our children to thrive at our colleges and universities, and succeed in our economy onc...
KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND I think all across this country young people at colleges and universities emphasize the excessive us...
ELIZABETH HOFFMAN
State universities in Illinois are a microcosm of our state government - broken with work rules and ...
BRUCE RAUNER This is a good day for families in South Carolina.
LARRY MCKEOWN It's the only game in town in terms of classifying colleges and universities, just because everybody...
TRAVIS REINDL
The whole student loan thing drives me completely nuts. If it wasn't possible for 18-year-olds t...
GAIL COLLINS Obviously we are going to every recruitment fair in the state of South Carolina that we can get to. ...
ANNETTE CRAIG I think it's long overdue. I'm glad to see that South Carolina and its link to the entire Civil Righ...
CECIL WILLIAMS While breaking the $4 billion mark is noteworthy, 2005 can best be described as a good but not neces...
LARRY BURT
I became an American on Nov. 4, 2010, at an elegant ceremony in Great Hall of Bullfinch's Faneui...
NIGEL HAMILTON We believe this commitment to education is a win-win. It helps students and parents pay for college,...
DIANE MORAIS Their incentives hurt us. They caught all of us South Carolina, North Carolina, Florida off-gu...
GREG TORRE Cabrini has about the same percentage of smokers on campus as do most colleges and universities. Thi...
CHRISTINE HYSON It had to stop - we were carrying about a million deer in South Carolina, and we don't need one mill...
CHARLES RUTH The signing of this bill is a huge victory for the residents of South Carolina, for millions of futu...
BRAD DEAN The Cravens were a vital part of our city, county and state for many years. They truly left an indel...
MARY STEIGER Praise the Lord. I'm glad to see at least one South Carolina chain that still believes in American f...
MAURICE BESSINGER All of us in the Ball family in South Carolina, from the time we're children, hear stories about...
EDWARD BALL This tragic event has impacted thousands of lives in the Gulf Coast region, and perhaps dozens of ou...
DAVID WARD Medicare does not currently offer extended long-term care as a benefit. Medicaid has become the sole...
TERESA MCCULLOCH It's probably the busiest week for 4-H of the year. It's fun for the adults and fun for the kids. It...
ELISA SHACKELTON
Our daily deeds as ordinary South Africans must produce an actual South African reality that will re...
NELSON MANDELA
As it happens, Chicago is the nation's leader in municipal privatization efforts. That's rig...
THOMAS FRANK The colleges are so close to each other, and the alumni all work with each other so closely. So if o...
BILLY PACKER Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS We simply have to become more competitive as a state if we're going to be successful in creating...
MARK SANFORD
This debate became a source of tremendous embarrassment for South Carolina,
JACK WHITE We hope that we can conclude an agreement this year and with that we can have our own state by agree...
SAEB EREKAT
We don't have unions in South Carolina because we don't need unions in South Carolina.
NIKKI HALEY Sam Nunn might bring us Georgia and maybe even another Southern state but, in my opinion, at an unac...
DAVID MIXNER
Most American elementary schools and high schools, and nearly all colleges and universities, teach e...
DENNIS PRAGER We are confident there are viable candidates in Georgia, North Carolina and South Carolina.
CHARLENE MCGRIFF That may not sound like a huge amount of money but for some kids it may mean the money to buy all th...
DAN JORGENSEN That may not sound like a huge amount of money but for some kids it may mean the money to buy all th...
DAN JORGENSEN The South Carolina DOC has a strong foundation to build on and plays a natural leadership role in an...
HAL JOHNSON
And just because you have colleges and universities doesn't mean you have education.
MALCOLM X I'm seeing it as an act, a violation of State of North Carolina law. And anything past that is just ...
DEREK PARCH Mark Messier is an icon whose talent and leadership represent the very best that sports has to offer...
HOWARD JACOBS
I've worked throughout California as a poet: in colleges, universities, worker camps, migrant ed...
JUAN FELIPE HERRERA Most of the programs that other colleges and universities are putting in place are very specific pro...
CLAIRE VAN UMMERSEN
If the two economies can figure out how to waltz... I think there is benefit for Colorado colleges a...
JOHN HICKENLOOPER As you may know, previously as Attorney General and now as Governor, I have supported legislation to...
MICHAEL F. EASLEY Our goal was to offer something unprecedented to the greatest baseball fans in America. The people o...
MARK ATTANASIO It's exciting that several new doors of opportunity are opening for Ryan. He is starting to receive ...
GREGG CHALMERS
More Mark Sanford
We simply have to become more competitive as a state if we're going to be successful in creating...
MARK SANFORD I'm sure there will be a lot of legalistic explanations pointing out that the president lied under o...
MARK SANFORD Small businesses are the backbone of job creation in South Carolina, but we're not maximizing ou...
MARK SANFORD What I've come to learn is that (the Jasper port) would be a private (venture), ... If that's the ca...
MARK SANFORD Parents with meager means have the same aspirations for their children as other parents. Children fr...
MARK SANFORD I would say that it's always the economy. People always vote their pocketbooks and if they're hurtin...
MARK SANFORD If you're just going to add graduation requirements, you're just (going to be seen as) piling on,
MARK SANFORD I've known [Greenhill] since Congress because he cares about the conservative movement, ... My fundr...
MARK SANFORD Billy Hill I've known since freshman year in Congress,
MARK SANFORD I've known him for years, ... We hunt together. He's become a very close personal friend.
MARK SANFORD This is a serious storm that's got the potential to do a lot of damage and put lives in jeopardy if ...
MARK SANFORD Small businesses are the backbone of job creation in South Carolina, but we're not maximizing our po...
MARK SANFORD In not my, but our collective hands, is held the promise of change.
MARK SANFORD I think good debate ultimately makes for better ideas. And the fact that he's [Howard Dean] a little...
MARK SANFORD The big picture is that the federal government is a disaster with regard to long-term spending.
MARK SANFORD I'm sure there will be a lot of legalistic explanations pointing out that the president lied under o...
MARK SANFORD One thing we need to guard against is panic buying. It exacerbates the problem.
MARK SANFORD Anytime there's this significant a drop in the unemployment rate, it's obviously great news for our ...
MARK SANFORD I didn't make any money today. Everything is going up. Everything but the price of crabs.
MARK SANFORD is about as dead as it can be. That game is over.
MARK SANFORD [People along the South Carolina coast] have forgotten the impact that a storm like this could have,...
MARK SANFORD It's important for everyone to remain calm and patient, and to conserve gas while we continue to wor...
MARK SANFORD Based on all the information we've received at this point, this storm could pose a real danger to ou...
MARK SANFORD Too many people in government seem to think they are above regular folks, and I said I would expect ...
MARK SANFORD Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and...
MARK SANFORD Secrets are made to be found out with time.
CHARLES SANFORD We have observed all kinds of things, including Cucumber Day. There was a Honeybee Week.
TERRY SANFORD No group of our citizens can be denied the right to participate in the opportunities of first-class ...
TERRY SANFORD Had there not been these safety valves of political parties and elections, we may very well have had...
TERRY SANFORD When the doldrums went away, I think we got a sense of urgency and started executing. When we execut...
MIKE SANFORD We battled back hard at the end, but shootouts are just a roll of the dice.
CURTIS SANFORD We are tired of having our integrity impugned. We are tired of having our sincerity questioned. We a...
TERRY SANFORD I think that holding the event on Earth Day certainly helped the turnout.
CRAIG SANFORD Needed reform of the nominating procedures has been thwarted by the individual vested interests of t...
TERRY SANFORD Every time the planes fly over our house, I feel safe. This will leave me without that good feeling.
BETTY SANFORD I didn't even recognize him, his head was so swollen.
KENNETH SANFORD We're a tribe. We started as an architectural project and ended up as a social experiment.
JIM SANFORD We can play the spoiler. We are going to play a pivotal role in how other teams fare in the conferen...
CURTIS SANFORD The companies really fit, ... [Salomon's] strengths are where Smith Barney is not strong and Smith B...
SANFORD WEILL He was firing it from everywhere. He got a couple of nice, high-shot goals and he buried the one in ...
CURTIS SANFORD He sympathized, he understood, but he wasn't willing to do anything about it. We talked to Premier G...
JIM SANFORD messy, given the significant charges IBM is expected to take.
SANFORD BERNSTEIN It's been a struggle, but I think we're staying in games and giving ourselves a chance to win. If we...
CURTIS SANFORD It is certainly a precarious position for the program.
RICK SANFORD I have very high standards of what I expect. I think we can do much better, but I also think we are ...
MIKE SANFORD Everyone wants to go home but we can't because of the expiration, ... Everyone is reading the paper....
SANFORD BERNSTEIN Since Sirius has a slight disadvantage to XM in the OEM channel, retail channel must be the greater ...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN At a minimum, you're trading off two brands that had been the source of a lot of headaches where ove...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN I think that the company still has a good handle on what its longer-term strategy has to be -- a div...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN It's recognition that the board feels comfortable that he's the right guy for the job, that the comp...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN This is a company that's entering the sweet spot of their restructuring savings, ... I don't think p...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN Consumers have a strong reason to procrastinate, ... There will be more and more deals and bargains,...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN I think it?s a great idea to preserve the outdoors, to bring kids out in the fresh air, to get peopl...
CRAIG SANFORD It drives our point home that things aren't that great in health care in Manitoba. And it's going to...
JIM SANFORD We've exhausted all diplomatic measures to try and stop the plan. Now the caregivers are on an all-o...
JIM SANFORD It was both self-regulating and self-selecting. If someone came banging on the door at midnight want...
JIM SANFORD We came up from architectural school and within four or five days we were building. We were doing ou...
JIM SANFORD We're a tribe,
JIM SANFORD My foot got caught in an awkward position and I rolled my knee on it. I was looking forward to finis...
CURTIS SANFORD Alcoa's earnings appears to resemble a biblical scripture because it can be interpreted in many ways...
SANFORD BERNSTEIN He demonstrated that nonviolence is a way to effect change, ... He lived under constant threat of ha...
SANFORD BISHOP It's all fallen on deaf ears.
JIM SANFORD It was a tape-to-tape pass, right there on the doorstep. I just couldn't get over there quick enough...
CURTIS SANFORD It just kind of seemed like there were good opportunities to be had out there. It was kind of sloppy...
CURTIS SANFORD Without these people, it would take us years to get where we're at. Without the hours that these peo...
DOUG SANFORD It was the original intersection of Calcutta. There was a stagecoach stop there, the post office was...
DOUG SANFORD The press was still in good shape but we were facing obsolescence.
DOUG SANFORD The first time they mowed the grass, they were gone. It could be a full-time job just replacing the ...
DEBORAH SANFORD Since they decided to have a transit system on campus, we decided we're just going to Band-Aid it un...
DEBORAH SANFORD I think a lot of it is the lack of knowledge. A lot of the students don't know about it.
DEBORAH SANFORD You can't take it back once it's shot.
DAVID SANFORD The goal of this lawsuit is to eliminate this culture of fear and to eradicate the pervasive race di...
DAVID SANFORD Whites and blacks have a right to work in an environment free of discrimination. The goal of this la...
DAVID SANFORD This time the kids understand more, and the time frame is longer (six or seven months).
DAVID SANFORD We've been through this a lot,
DAVID SANFORD There has never been a class action law suit on record where both blacks and whites have come togeth...
DAVID SANFORD We have to pay taxes like everybody else. I don't see any hardship cases down there.
CRAIG SANFORD Like Dougie (Weight) says, it's learning to win again. It's doing the little things that it takes to...
CURTIS SANFORD It's funny how clean that went in ... it could have went through the little slit, you know, those bo...
CURTIS SANFORD It's funny how clean that one went in ... just right in the middle of the net.
CURTIS SANFORD The coach looked over at me and told me to get in there and the blood started pumping. I felt real e...
CURTIS SANFORD I think my play so far this season has been pretty good. It's going to take a couple of games (to be...
CURTIS SANFORD We'll test it a little more intensely (today) and see how that feels. Right now, it's feeling a heck...
CURTIS SANFORD Obviously he's on fire. Even the games I've watched on TV, he seems to be getting points every night...
CURTIS SANFORD Certainly I would not risk a single life to restore the Kuwaiti royal family to the throne.
TERRY SANFORD I have no obligation to deal with slime.
TERRY SANFORD I take very seriously our responsibility to keep a strong economy.
TERRY SANFORD I was very comfortable having a steady job on a hit show, and who knew if 'The Jeffersons' w...
ISABEL SANFORD We never had a script, per se. There was never any real structure about it. It was all very much off...
JAMES SANFORD The e-business infrastructure is built upon a variety of applications running on different platforms...
LINDA SANFORD World Community Grid represents a new model for philanthropic giving,
LINDA SANFORD It was close. It was between her and one other person.
KRIS SANFORD You never know what to expect with a new coach.
KRIS SANFORD We're pretty evenly matched. On any given day it could go either way.
KRIS SANFORD (The varsity eight) raced very flat. There was no spark. They got behind at the start and never got ...
KRIS SANFORD The challenge this week will be to get faster and figure out how to close the gaps. (The race last w...
KRIS SANFORD I have no idea where he'll go.
MIKE SANFORD Now we will have that global platform, ... That's where the change is happening in financial service...
SANFORD WEILL Those who we strive to benefit
Dear to our hearts soon grow to be;
I love my Rich, and I admit...
EDWARD SANFORD MARTIN The little sister of the Poor
. . . .
The Poor, and their concerns, she has
Monopolized,...
EDWARD SANFORD MARTIN I've had a terrific life, from building one company to be the second largest company in the secu...
SANFORD I. WEILL I've been involved with Carnegie Hall for the last 13 years, and Chairman for the last six. I fe...
SANFORD I. WEILL The more we can do to create a better society, that benefits more people, the better chance we have ...
SANFORD I. WEILL Details create the big picture.
SANFORD I. WEILL And it was where I learned how to play tennis and eventually became captain of the tennis team at th...
SANFORD I. WEILL My mother really didn't know a heck of a lot about business. She was a very good mother, that ma...
SANFORD I. WEILL I think life is sort of like a competition, whether it's in sports, or it's achieving in sch...
SANFORD I. WEILL I remember the mentoring experiences of some teachers that I had, like a second term home room teach...
SANFORD I. WEILL One of the people that I respect the most now, a person I think has done a heck of a lot for this wo...
SANFORD I. WEILL I think the American Dream says that anything can happen if you work hard enough at it and are persi...
SANFORD I. WEILL The little sister of the Poor, The Poor, and their concerns, she has monopolized, because of which i...
EDWARD SANFORD MARTIN I was sort of a sissy as a little kid.
SANFORD I. WEILL We think they can do better.
JO ANNE SANFORD That one was kind of a no-brainer. We were eager to be able to rush the good news to the marketplace...
JO ANNE SANFORD We are higher than we were last year. We are higher than we were in June, but we are lower than a fe...
JO ANNE SANFORD We've been blessed with very, very good weather and the wholesale price has gone down.
JO ANNE SANFORD The heating season is not over, but for today, it's a decrease of significant proportion and that ma...
JO ANNE SANFORD An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing.
MARK I'm a city boy. I grew up in a big city, in Birmingham, and I want to write about a city. It'...
MARK BILLINGHAM
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
MARK TWAIN I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always ...
MARK SHRIVER
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
MARK TWAIN
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori...
MARK FOLEY
The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
MARK TWAIN
India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India ...
MARK TWAIN
Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
MARK TWAIN
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
MARK TWAIN
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN
The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti...
MARK TWAIN
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN
When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN
My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
MARK WARNER
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN
All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN
'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN
I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
MARK ZUCKERBERG
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
MARK VONNEGUT
There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
MARK RONSON
Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
MARK FRAUENFELDER
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
MARK GATISS
Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON
If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN
I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY
To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN
When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN
The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN
By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN
So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN
The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN
Say the report is exaggerated.
MARK TWAIN
A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
MARK TWAIN
To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
MARK TWAIN
I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ...
MARK TWAIN
A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN
Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
MARK TWAIN
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
MARK TWAIN
We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN
All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN