I'm excited to get back out on the track after a weekend off. I have a new crew chief this week and I can't wait to work with John in Texas. He's done a lot to help the 14 car and I expect that he'll be able to help the 12 team have the same kind of success.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL I used to dash by, feeling like a dartboard, a big red bull's-eye that Mother pinged darts at. THE HELP I sat in the study parlor and wrote for hours-mostly term papers but also short stories, bad poetry,... THE HELP I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE We just got back from a seat fitting, and I have to say the car looks like it's in its best conditio... BRIAN FRISSELLE I'm excited to return to Atlanta and look forward to getting back on the ice and helping my teammate... ILYA KOVALCHUK The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I'm very excited about this opportunity, especially at Michigan where I have a lot of experience. Dr... PAUL TRACY I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL It's always a lot easier when the car roles off the trailer quick. You just get with it. With this s... SCOTT DIXON I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face. "... BRANDON SANDERSON Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it. , TO NEW HAMPSHIRE LEGISLATORS It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th... QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr... QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE I?m excited to be a part of the new branch, and I have great team to work with. CHRIS HANSON I'm looking forward to racing in Nashville this weekend. We didn't have the kind of race we were loo... JOEL KAUFFMAN I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON That's a tough situation to come off. I had a surgery before, and to be playing in this league and n... NATE MCMILLAN We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world. PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you... KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media. ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive. ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ... ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken. ZARA PHILLIPS
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JOEL OSTEEN Everything is a learning process: any time you fall over, it's just teaching you to stand up the... JOEL EDGERTON I think faith is incredibly important because you will become overwhelmed with what's happening ... JOEL OSTEEN You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody or even guilty, not letting go of your own mis... JOEL OSTEEN I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something... BILLY JOEL You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the... JOEL OSTEEN I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christ... JOEL EDGERTON Black and white is abstract; color is not. Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already ... JOEL STERNFELD Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passin... JOEL OSTEEN Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to... JOEL OSTEEN When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that'... JOEL OSTEEN It is a hard thing to let go of mistakes we've made and sins. God wants us to do that because He... JOEL OSTEEN I want to challenge you today to get out of your comfort zone. You have so much incredible potential... JOEL OSTEEN When a dish works, it works for everyone, whether you're Asian, European, African, American or a... JOEL ROBUCHON You're going to go through tough times - that's life. But I say, 'Nothing happens to you... JOEL OSTEEN My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya. JOEL MADDEN I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person. JOEL MADDEN Some people keep God in a Sunday morning box and say, 'Hey, I did my religious duty.' That... JOEL OSTEEN You have to come to your closed doors before you get to your open doors... What if you knew you had ... JOEL OSTEEN I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you're gr... JOEL OSTEEN I believe that God has put gifts and talents and ability on the inside of every one of us. When you ... JOEL OSTEEN When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. JOEL OSTEEN Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you'll get t... JOEL OSTEEN See, when you drive home today, you've got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you... JOEL OSTEEN We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, che... JOEL FUHRMAN