I’m a simple man without a lot of complicated twists and turns. Look down my throat and you can see out my ass.

To have everybody believe your disadvantaged is your biggest advantage.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it, this notion of simplicity? Simple things done simply by a simple person. But it’s not as simple as it seems.

The simple life is an authentic life.

Devices which in some curious new way imitate nature are attractive to simple minds.

It is desirable that a man live in all respects so simply and preparedly that if an enemy take the town... he can walk out the gate empty-handed and without anxiety.