I'm a f*****g idiot.

This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

Attack your instruments. Don't let them attack you.

A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!

‎The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore.