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DARK JAR TIN ZOO I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
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DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bott...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO I make love like never, only less often.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a ...
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DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

DARK JAR TIN ZOO In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.

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DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice...
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DAVID TUCKER A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate
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JAMES THURBER The two are unrelated. I'm not into turtles or space stuff.
HARRY CONNICK, JR. There are two things people want more than sex and money -- recognition and praise.
MARY KAY ASH There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
MARY KAY ASH There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
MARY ASH Two there are, who are never satisfied; The lover of the world and the lover of Knowledge.
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
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J.R. WARD Andhero mein hoti hai yu'n guftugu, k andhera bhi kehta hai ki main na dhaloo'n kabhi
SAMAR SUDHA yes," she whispered.
He kissed her forehead. "yes what my leelan?"
"I will marry you
J.R. WARD He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"N...
L. FRANK BAUM The sex was fantastic. He is an amazing lover.
REBECCA LOOS This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin...
ANNE FRANK George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.
PETER MAYHEW I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
MITCH HEDBERG One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK He's a Lab lover, too. And he knew how I was feeling about wanting my dog back.
JOHN ENOS I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.
AHMED BEST A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
LISA MORIYAMA A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
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ROBERT DUVALL Two things I do well in books are sex and violence, but I don't want gratuitous sex or violence....
LAURELL K. HAMILTON It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
MARGE PIERCY Those are two things I'll never forget.
EDDIE JOHNSON I am a lover of words and tragically beautiful things, poor timing and longing, and all things with ...
NICOLE LYONS Usually when we train there are two men and a dog there,
LAWRIE SANCHEZ When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog...
SANDY NATHAN I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.
AHMED BEST I squinted through the big window, a portal to another world, trying to get a better view of the pri...
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SUSAN ORLEAN Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
ANONYMOUS Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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DARK JAR TIN ZOO To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my m...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

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DARK JAR TIN ZOO I make love like never, only less often.

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DARK JAR TIN ZOO I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a ...
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DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

DARK JAR TIN ZOO In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I j...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

DARK JAR TIN ZOO Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phon...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked lik...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you ...
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