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WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
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WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge.
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WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can.
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WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
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WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
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WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
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WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
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When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
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WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
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WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
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WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
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WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization.
WILL DURANT There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance.
WILL DURANT Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...
WILL SELF Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
WILL ADVISE If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th...
WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p...
WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
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WILL SCHWALBE I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou...
GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.
WILL DURANT Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood...
WILL CUPPY The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the...
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WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird...
WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
GEORGE WILL The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa...
GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE WILL It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r...
WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
WILL CUPPY Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h...
WILL DURANT Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE WILL My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Never mind your happiness; do your duty.
WILL DURANT Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes
GEORGE WILL Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction...
GEORGE WILL I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE WILL Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot...
GEORGE WILL Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
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