I'm 61, and I'll have to shovel it, and I'll get sued if somebody falls on it.

If you had a shovel, he wanted a shovel. As long as you were there he was too. He had to be helping you.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

I should know. I sued their client.

If they don't, then they get sued... and we'll get it on the ballot.

I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,