I'm 38 and could very much bare my midriff, but it may make some people nauseous.

How come they're the most excited people here tonight?

How come they are the most excited people here? That's how you pick up an Oscar.

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is.

Ultimately, people would respond a lot better to being treated like adults ... if politics wasn't treated like marketing,

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.