I'll come no more behind your scenes, David; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities

Little did he know what was going on behind the scenes.

behind-the-scenes look at television's most egomaniacal diva.

In sovereignty there are no gradations

A jest breaks no bones

I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying."
- Prince Kheldar of Drasnia