If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Related Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU If you want to know who the oppressed minorities in America are, simply look at who gets their own s... ARMISTEAD MAUPIN Be who you want to be not what others think you should be. BILAL SAIF You're the best gay friend I've ever had! AMERICA TALKING TO FRANCE In America, when I first came here, they were used to wearing more make-up - thicker foundation, mor... FRANCOIS NARS Sometimes the guys might look to (Becker) a little bit more but that's fine because he's our go-to p... DAVE BRAET You have to look at not only who you would like to win but also who you'd like to lose. DAN MACLENNAN The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO You can't think about it. I don't know anybody who can really comprehend that number of eyes watchin... DAVID RADFORD I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working. DANA PLATO You couldn't get into clubs unless you had a look. If you looked good, you got in. You got noticed. ... FREIDA HULSE We know that if you lose, you go home now. It's not lose and go look at it on film. If you lose, the... COREY BREWER You can't look at this in a microscopic way. You've got to look at the big picture. DREW ROSENHAUS (The bye is) a little bit helpful if you look at the bracket. GARRICK PHILLIPS When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile. ANNE BYRN I wouldn’t change a thing Because all those things led me to this place And to you ELIZABETH EULBERG Quiet anger frightens me. The drunks, the idiots, the ones that rage easily - them I can handle. I k... KATIE MCGARRY You have to look at everything we've got going. HUGH BALL Look at your 5 closest friends. Those five friends are who you are. If you don't like who you are... WILL SMITH I think there's still a little way to go. If you look at the personalities of the characters involve... GUY HUTCHINGS People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. C... TRAVIS TRITT Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds ... JOHN MILTON I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what yo... FRED JUNGCLAUS If you don't like it, learn to love it! RIC FLAIR When you look at the continuity among staff and players, who have won in the past, expectations rise... FRANK CIGNETTI It's a great opportunity for us. We're going with someone who has experience, and if you look at mos... DAVID MASSEY People who look down at you, are afraid to look up. JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM When you look at me, you can't really tell what I am, but I'm black, white, Native, Spanish,... KEHLANI If you look at the stats, you back off him a little bit and that's probably what Tennessee did. MARK TURGEON Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to... LEMONY SNICKET Cubism is like standing at a certain point on a mountain and looking around. If you go higher, thing... JACQUES LIPCHITZ If you made a mistake on the field, he just chewed you out when he got back to the dugout. It made y... ELROD HENDRICKS Your ears love to hear, so speak to it SOTONYE ANGA If you want to look for capital gain and growth, you've got to look offshore. GRANT WILLIAMSON I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but lo... ELLEN DEGENERES You have everything," she said slowly, as if she were explaining the order of the world to a small c... JODI PICOULT Well, if you look at all of the cultures in America, this is a great opportunity for us to really ge... ERYKAH BADU Rosewood is what Americans did to Americans. We have to hold the mirror up... and look at ourselves.... VING RHAMES If you look at the history of Notre Dame, if you hire a coach who's been successful at another c... LOU HOLTZ The game can always be analyzed a lot of different ways if you want to go to stat sheets and particu... BLAINE TAYLOR At Uber, we say, 'Always be hustling.' Even if you are an introvert and you haven't got ... TRAVIS KALANICK People look at Marvel movies as epic in scope, but if you look back at the comics, you realise that ... JON FAVREAU It is the first time I've ever been in a dress. And it's terrible, well, it's first of all, you kind... TOM WILKINSON All these boundaries - Africa, Asia, Malaysia, America - are set by men. But you don't have to l... HAKEEM OLAJUWON It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from or what you look like or who you love. It doesn... BARACK OBAMA I'm glad I got consistent at-bats, and got a lot of pitches to hit. I've done all right for myself. ... JOSE BAUTISTA Pageant makeup is so different from your day-to-day look. When you're on stage you really have t... KATHERINE WEBB The Revenge and the Vengeance makes you to go forward and forward to do your work... This which was ... DEYTH BANGER It's a little bit (strange), if you let it be. If you look at it as pitching infrequently, it messes... NED YOST You don't just turn on a camera and do a cooking show. If you want to go somewhere with somethin... NADIA GIOSIA When I was in high school, my uncle, who went to the races quite a bit, got me interested. Then when... KENNY TROUTT Anybody that's ever been to Israel and to Palestine knows that you can't look at a person an... KEITH ELLISON Adrenaline wants to kill you... DEYTH BANGER I don't look like a model, but you have to work with what you got. KARYN PARSONS Look at music for what it's worth around the world and not just America. In other countries, peo... SNOOP DOGG I thought there might be a few people around. I had no idea that I would encounter this incredible t... CHRIS DODD You know, there is a long tradition in the U.S. of, um, promoting elections up to the point that you... SAMANTHA POWER You really have to love the work. You can't look for stardom. That's a by-product. DONNA MILLS It's inevitable in the short term that legislators will look at this issue. If you look overseas, wh... XENI JARDIN You've got to be able to look at the mirror and smile at yourself. If you can't do that, you've got ... AKIROQ BROST I utilized the technical college. If you utilize what you have, you can't complain that you've got i... CAROLYN WICKERT In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, yo... STUART APPLEBY If you look at a painting that you love by one of the great masters, every time you go back to it, y... RORY KINNEAR I like to think, if you look at our roster, there are some good, young, talented players at every po... CARL PETERSON If you have aphasia, going to the store is a nightmare. If you have to ask for something, if you hav... JOAN PETERS When we looked at the life cycle in our 40s, we looked to old people for wisdom. At 80, though, we l... ERIK ERIKSON No matter who you are or what you do for a living, it is important to look good at what you do. KAREN DURKIN To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... When you look at the projected roster, you get excited. We feel like at least on paper that we've go... GRANT GRIESSER We swung the bats much better, got a big lead and got to look at some pitchers who've been hurt a li... BOBBY HALFORD If you look at who offers insurance, it's fairly uncommon to offer benefits to part-time employees. DAN FOGLEMAN I'm accustomed to playing a little bit more than I have, so it's been a bit of an adjustment for me.... BRIAN BOUCHER To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR You could look at it two different ways. You could look at it as being relieved, we're moving on. Bu... DALLAS DRAKE I like animals. I like natural history. The travel bit is not the important bit. The travel bit is w... DAVID ATTENBOROUGH You have to look also to the media, where you have a vast majority of the loudest and most influenti... BEN AFFLECK Stop looking for that person you were in the past. She has changed. Look for the person she has grow... CHRIS PEPPLE In America, it's where you end up that matters, not how you get there. As long as you get there, no ... ERNESTO QUIñONEZ When civilization takes a nose dive, how can you look away? You've got to be there. You've g... GARY SHTEYNGART Shelley, you’re just like that oyster.” God confronted me on the deeper areas of my life that I ... SHELLEY LUBBEN If you like to look at rainbows, expect some rain ... ANGELICA NIGHTINGALE Poetry is the kind of thing you have to see from the corner of your eye. You can be too well prepare... WILLIAM STAFFORD October is a fine and dangerous season in America...a wonderful time to begin anything at all. You g... THOMAS MERTON October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin anything at all. You go... THOMAS MERTON If you want to find-out the person who never leaves you during the hardship,Go to mirror and take a ... IRSHAD BAIG If you look at the first list and compare it to the second list, you'll see that the black coaching ... CYRUS MEHRI Sure enough, the tight end got just enough of me, the back was just able to get to the corner and th... LEROY HILL
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