If you're a brain surgeon it's more like two weeks' salary. But if you're flipping burgers, spending two months' salary, you're not going to have a very happy girlfriend.


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Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o...
CHUCK TODD
I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific...
CHUCK NORRIS
To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn&#...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you...
CHUCK NORRIS
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget tho...
CHUCK NORRIS
Good things happen to those who hustle.
CHUCK NOLL
In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since.
CHUCK YEAGER
There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up...
CHUCK SCHUMER
Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I can't lie - I love talking to the people at my shows. I'm so grateful to all my fans. I co...
CHUCK BROWN
You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the ...
CHUCK YEAGER
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
CHUCK BERRY
I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up.
CHUCK BERRY
We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If the citizens of the United States are to turn away from the Communist Manifesto and preserve the ...
CHUCK NORRIS
Exercise, prayer, and meditation are examples of calming rituals. They have been shown to induce a h...
CHUCK NORRIS
The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never...
CHUCK NOLL
My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issu...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagn...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
That's all there was in our house: poetry and choir rehearsal and duets and so forth; I listened...
CHUCK BERRY
In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th...
CHUCK CLOSE
Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews.
CHUCK BERRY
Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ...
CHUCK BERRY
Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed ...
CHUCK ZITO
It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in th...
CHUCK NORRIS
Of all the artists who emerged in the '80s, I think perhaps Cindy Sherman is the most important.
CHUCK CLOSE
In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tai...
CHUCK NORRIS
I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about tha...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK