If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.

If your experiment needs a statistician, you need a better experiment.

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment

We look to statistcs for reassurance in these types of situations. Here is one: 100% of mass shootings have been enabled by access to guns. I can guarantee that even if there were a genotype shared by the mass shooters, which there will not be, none of the killings would have happened if they didn't have guns.

Of all created comforts, God is the lender; you are the borrower, not the owner.

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 1012 to 1.