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Related I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON You've got to know what your 'thing' is, and you've got to call it a 'thing,'... IYANLA VANZANT I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN Everybody's got haters, but your city's always behind you. It's only right to give back. STEFON DIGGS I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON It's very hard to turn your back once you're aware of what's going on, and you're aw... LYNSEY ADDARIO It's a very rich brew that's in your psyche by the time you're in your 60s, and I think ... DEBORAH MOGGACH They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with ... BROOKE SMITH You think life is a beautiful thing, and you've got to live accordingly. You've got to magni... JON ANDERSON It's like someone cutting up a loved one in front of you, all the time insisting they've got... MALCOLM WILSON In order to lead a country or a company, you've got to get everybody on the same page and you... JACK WELCH I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN You've got to be strong enough for love. It's very easy to be cool and cynical. It's ver... NOEL GALLAGHER Robert Englund's done an amazing job over the years playing Freddy. Everybody that's a fan o... JACKIE EARLE HALEY In life, you're going to have a lot of problems. Everybody's got problems. Some is worse tha... TOM BENSON You've got to do what's right, or what you think is right. And you've got to make tough ... ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? ... ROBBIE COLTRANE See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? ... ROBBIE COLTRAINE With fame, you can't trust everybody. You can't depend on them being there for you as a pers... CHRIS BROWN There's no way you can win when you're the president; you've got to be the scapegoat for... WALE Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN I think the key is that nothing's ever perfect and you've got to be able to go with change. ... BEN SAVAGE I'm not a huge fan of the concept of 'passion' when it comes to careers. Instead of tryi... DAN PINK To be honest, relationships with the opposite sex are the most challenging things I've done. You... DIANE LANE It's good to go out and entertain these people, and you've got them on the edge of their sea... OWEN HART I wonder if there'll ever be a time where you're not judged by your appearance. It seems tha... KATE WILLIAMS You know, I'm not a huge fan of the concept of 'passion' when it comes to careers. Inste... DANIEL H. PINK Just, you know, you can't put bread in a cold oven. You know, you've got to take your time. ... ISAAC HAYES There's always a learning curve, where you've got to learn what your subject is all about. BRAD GILBERT I think what's dangerous about marriage is the way it can make you feel like you've got it a... ARIEL LEVY I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby. ABBEY CLANCY You've got to look and pick your shots - and that's where your class and skill comes out. BILLY JOE SAUNDERS The world is constantly in a race to the top, in terms of there's a limited amount of capital an... DAVID MALPASS It's when you begin to think about going to your dream that your dream is always outside of your... BRUCE WILKINSON Can dancing change your life? Yes. It's changed mine. What I've learned is, it's not abo... LISA RINNA Everyone's frightened. It's how you deal with that fear. It's very, very powerful. And w... JIMMY IOVINE You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. J. K. ROWLING In the end, you're trying to find God. That's the result of not being satisfied. And it does... GEORGE HARRISON This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of a... ROBERT M. HUTCHINS When you act, you've got to be like a poet or a musician. It's not about evidence before cou... RHYS IFANS I think it's very important to have a feedback loop, where you're constantly thinking about ... ELON MUSK Nothing's harder than writing. There's no comparison. With directing, you can bounce a lot o... SYLVESTER STALLONE There's always a little jump to your heart when you realize you've got looting. SARAH PARCAK Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm tha... JOHN WATERS People ask me, 'How's 'Teen Wolf?' and I tell them it's literally the best job I... SHELLEY HENNIG Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. ADAM SANDLER My advice to actors? To successful actors, it's, 'sock it away,' and unsuccessful actors... STEPHEN LANG I think it's so important to feed your brain you know. Sometimes you've just got to read. VANESSA BROWN When you're in love, you've found your soul mate, you think life is going one way, and sudde... SCOTT WEILAND If you're lucky like me, your relationship with your brother has resolved itself on the peaceful... TOM HARDY You've got to get your mind connected to the workout. Pay attention to what your body's doin... MICHAEL CUDLITZ Everybody has talent, it's just a matter of moving around until you've discovered what it is... GEORGE LUCAS I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with whi... LARRY THE CABLE GUY I've been very hands-on with everything I've done since I had my children. And it's just... BRITNEY SPEARS There's almost nothing that distracts you from your day-to-day problems more than a trip. You... TOM FRESTON When you're headlining, people are paying to come see you specifically. It's a different kin... J. COLE Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA If you've been massive and it's all slid away, you tend to get written off. It's quite d... GARY NUMAN No matter how many awards you've won or how many sales you've got, come the next book it'... IAN RANKIN Science is you! It's your head, it's your dog, it's your iPhone - it's the world. Ho... MARY ROACH I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not ... CARROT TOP It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There... DAVID LANGE Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. J. K. ROWLING One thing I've always been taught at the defensive end is you hit first. In life, you throw the ... DRAYMOND GREEN It's hard to be a celebrity nowadays. It's not about your track record anymore. If you have ... JAMIE FOXX There's nobody telling Oprah what to do. There's no one telling David Letterman what he can ... VICKI LAWRENCE Confidence and superiority: It's the usual fundamentalist stuff: I've got the truth, and you... JEANETTE WINTERSON Every role is the best role you've ever got. It's the only role you have. BILLY MAGNUSSEN Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to ... RICHARD SIMMONS I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I... ROBBIE WILLIAMS If you're a designer, there's got to be some films that you've seen that have inspired y... OZWALD BOATENG It's hard to imagine you've got these massive wings in your back. You have to think about ho... BEN HARDY On one hand, you've got 'decent' men, and on the other you've got neanderthal misogy... VAL MCDERMID What's valuable to me has become clearer as I've got older. To me, it's about the value ... BRAD PITT You've got to use your celebrity for good stuff, not evil. I think it's lame when people act... RACHEL BILSON It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't g... MAHALIA JACKSON There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused ... JUDE LAW If you've got to my age, you've probably had your heart broken many times. So it's not t... EMMA THOMPSON That's part of the curse: If you're gonna play the song, you better play it. 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