If you're not controversial, you'll never break through the din of all the commentary.

Never, never, never should the pocket square be of the same pattern as your ties. You are not 'Reverend Ike.'

The reason I'm a Nixonite is because of his indestructibility and resilience. He never quit.

Never wear a seersucker suit straight off the rack. It's going to look shapeless and droopy. If you're going to sport seersucker, whether a jacket, trousers or a full suit, have it fitted. A nice, custom, tailored fit makes all the difference in the world.

I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick.

Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.