If you wish in this world to advance your merits you're bound to enhance; you must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or, trust me, you haven't a chance.
William S. Gilbert
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I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency;
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Where the dust of an earthy to-day
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PALEY Visual art and writing don't exist on an aesthetic hierarchy that positions one above the other,... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Speaking for myself, art differs from writing in that I never know what I'm going to paint until... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom... Make no mistake, all intellectua... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he se... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The Pusher always gets it all back. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ''I want to see the manager.'' WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Whenever anyone reads his words the writer is there. He lives in his readers. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue ... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Kerouac opened a million coffee bars and sold a million pairs of Levis to both sexes. Woodstock rise... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you brush your leg against a bed or desk,... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Truth is used to vitalize a statement rather than devitalize it. Truth implies more than a simple st... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS when I become death. Death is the seed from which I grow. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS While we are not and cannot become the world's policeman, neither can we become a prisoner of world ... WILLIAM S. COHEN The way to kill a man or a nation is to cut off his dreams, the way the whites are taking care of th... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Kindness, Courtesy, Courage, and a Commitment to Academic Excellence" "But if everything goes wrong,... WILLIAM S. HUNTER In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of so... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS For while the threat of nuclear holocaust has been significantly reduced, the world remains a very u... WILLIAM S. COHEN When I say madness I mean what I see in a nut house: beat, resigned, dim, diffuse, nowhere people. N... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I'm running out of everything now. Out of veins, out of money. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The exact objectives of Islam Inc. are obscure. Needless to say everyone involved has a different an... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS This memorial is more than a remembrance, it's also a reminder that women in the military's service ... WILLIAM S. COHEN Terrorism is escalating to the point that Americans soon may have to choose between civil liberties ... WILLIAM S. COHEN We will not win the war on terror through military action. The sharing of information and intelligen... WILLIAM S. COHEN (1) Never give anything away for nothing. (2) Never give more than you have to give (always catch th... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Never give succor to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS It is doubtful if shame can exist in the absence of sexual libido. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Americans have a special horror of giving up control, of letting things happen in their own way with... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS When I become death, death is the seed from which I grow. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS My experience as an addict was very useful to me as writer: the whole syndrome of addiction and with... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS There is no intensity of love or feeling that does not involve the risk of crippling hurt. It is a d... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The question is frequently asked: Why does a man become a drug addict? The answer is that he us... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The threat of terrorism taking place on American soil is real, with chemical, biological, indeed, as... WILLIAM S. COHEN The first and most important thing an individual can do is to become an individual again, decontrol ... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS A Nazi initiation into the upper reaches of the SS was to gouge out the eye of a pet cat after feedi... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Panic is the sudden realization that everything around you is alive. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Comparisons deplete the actuality of the things compared... ("Conveyance: The Story I would Not Want... WILLIAM S. WILSON When you stop growing you start dying. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS To put it country simple. Earth has a lot of things other folks might want, like the whole planet. 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