If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'