If you were a food, you'd be a tortilla because without you, I can't enjoy anything. #OnlyHispanicThings

If you were a food, you'd be a tortilla because without you, I can't enjoy anything.

I want to kiss her and make love to her and marry her and make her have my babies and I want it all to happen tonight . But then we'll be out of firsts, and the firsts are the best part. Good thing I'm patient.

Yours till submarines have screen doors.

Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,
Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,
Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way,
So I'm all of the love that could make it today.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.