If you want to be loved, be lovable.

Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you.

Most safely shall you tread the middle path.

Whether you call my heart affectionate, or you call it womanish: I confess, that to my misfortune, it is soft.

Boy, why are you crying?

Megan loves orgasms so much, she would not hesitate to steal yours.